I don’t know who’s in charge of handing out gold medals for opening paragraphs but I dare you to do better than the New York Post…
A secret sect of kung fu assassins could have silenced actor David Carradine as he delved into their shadowy activities, according to his family’s lawyer.
Aha! I knew it!
…attorney Mark Geragos suggested that Carradine may have been killed as he tried to uncover groups working in the martial-arts underworld.
The lawyer said the actor’s family refuses to believe he died in a sadomasochistic sex stunt gone wrong — despite his being found naked with a rope tied around his neck, wrists and genitals.
The bizarre claim was made on “Larry King Live” on CNN Friday after a panel member said, “David was very interested in investigating and disclosing secret societies.”
“What that means is connected to martial arts and his interest in martial arts,” he continued. “And so there is a suspicion that if there was some foul play, that that may be the first area where they should look.”
I hope this works because it will be awesome to blame some secret society every time I get caught being a pervert. “The Free Masons planted those panties, and a coven of witches hexed my computer to download ‘Oops I Swallowed Again’ “.
ninja porn
verb: The act of hiding pornographic content in otherwise innocuous material, such as letters or web pages, with the intent of surprising or shocking the recipient.
Try getting that accomplished here on WWTDD
new thread…and it’s something into which one can sink one’s teeth…so to speak
Tony,
I actually made the rope that hung both him and his shriveled old cock from the long course hairs that hang from my back. They grow extra long to cover up my ass when I run.
Fucking George Lucas!! Couldn’t even give a jock strap.
Do you know how big my balls are? WTF?
DD has a ninja outfit?!
*swoon*
YAY< i actually laughed at this post and some of the comments~! i would make a funny comment myself if i were clever enough.
Don’t secret society’s of ninjas cut your nuts off with a samurai sword and put them in your mouth.
Wow….I mean just wow. Ok, you don’t want to accept that your family member had a bad masturbation accident like Cousin Walter breaking his neck trying to suck his own dick, fine, I get why that would be hard to swallow (pun fully intended). But ninjas? Really? You’re gonna go with, of all things, ninjas? Why not just make them ninja bears from outer space? Its just as believable.
GivinupTheFight……
…well said sir
The only thing that has me puzzled is how did he tie up his own wrists? And how did he expect to untie them?… maybe that’s where the plan went wrong.
It wasn’t ninjas either. it was another secret society… the Woo Tang Clan.
umm… errr Wu
I see and Fez Whatly are in the same school of thought. Very good company .
Nobody fucks with Pai Mei
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