Chris Brown admitted today that he beat Rihanna on February 8th, punched her in the face repeatedly and choked her, and even though he’s never shown the slightest bit or regret or remorse, prosecutors in Los Angeles agreed to a plea that let’s him walk away without even one day in jail. TMZ says…
“He’ll spend 180 days doing community labor (8 hours a day — 1440 hours total) — which is, in effect, hard labor. He’ll do his service in Virginia which is where Brown lives. A Virginia law enforcement officer told us Brown will be picking up trash, pulling weeds and washing fire trucks.
He gets 5 years probation for FELONY assault — he pled guilty. He’ll get supervised probation. He’ll have to come back to court every three months.
He must enroll in a domestic violence counseling program.
If Brown violates probation, he could get up to 4 years in prison.
Brown is now a convicted felon and loses the the following rights: To own a gun, to sit on a jury, subject to search and seizure without a search warrant and he now has limitations on travel.”
Washing fire trucks? Are they fucking serious? We used to have a neighborhood fire house in my neighborhood and kids would help wash the trucks for fun. It was a special treat. We would wash the trucks and wear the helmets and play with the dog. All they have to do now is make him eat some rice krispy treats, and California’s idea of punishing violent criminals will be the exact same as one of my happiest childhood memories.
nigs.
BIG SURPRISE?
the OJ verdict was the death knell of the former America.
he had the same lawyer as OJ - If you are black you must acquit!
WTF,
I was over on the other post talking to myself like a fucking retard.
Brother goes free. So what?
This is not a black or white issue.
This is about celebrity. Brother does that in Chicago, he goes to Cook County.
Its a rich man’s world, Mother Fuckers.
You should see how droids are treated back home.
Can’t even get a fucking drink.
Well we can all take solace in the fact that he can only do it 11 more times before they get really stern and make him do that thing they did in that movie Role Model….yeah it’ll be hilarious and heartwarming all at the same time.
I already said this on the other post, but it bears repeating.
What I really meant to say was “Fuck You.”
Don’t bother me til John and Kate plus 8 is over.
I hear something big is going to happen and I don’t want any of you retards to spoil it for me.
Beat up and without makeup she isn’t that great.
Ooohhhhh!
The kids are getting new playhouses.
Man, Kate is such a twat.
Rokan, I hear the oatmeal is pretty bad at the Cook County slammer…
…and on Thursdays they serve a wicked pepper at the Joliet lockup.
Yeah Headly,
They’re all pretty bad.
Bad news, Headly. Looks like John and Kate are gonna split.
Lucky for her. She’s one of the leading assholes in the state.
Or “pepper steak”. Trying to watch the College World Series and do this at the same time. Fack.
I’ll bet anything Rihanna didn’t want to testify so the prosecution accepted the plea deal. If you want to blame anyone here, blame Rihanna for not sticking up for herself.
Headly, Watt eats that shit on the toilet, he’d run mother fucking Cook County! He’d have the fancy little toque hanging of the side of his head deciding who gets whacked, who gets ass fucked and who gets to be his snuggle buddy. He’d be the big spoon of course.
Headly,
Watt informed us that he eats a bowl of oatmeal on the toilet every morning.
We also learned that eating pineapple makes your cum taste better.
It was a pretty informative day today.
It’s California and he is somewhat famous, what did you expect? I surprised that they didn’t just give him a parade too.
Yeah, Rokan, she’s right up there with LePetomaine, to be sure. But she’d be a great candidate for a savage hatefuck, with whole handfuls of hair pulled out and lots and lots of welts, bitemarks, and bruises.
A hate fuck, eh?
I thought that was just a myth.
I’ve fucked girls because I hated myself before, but never cause I hated them.
Sounds interesting! I like it!!