06.08.2009 They’re all whores

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A few weeks I mentioned the great Mark Ebner and his website Hollywood Interrupted after he posted a list of Playmates that also worked as high-end call girls.  Victoria Silvstedt was the big name on the list, making up to 30 grand a day when she took clients in Dubai.  Point being, Ebners latest book is called “Six Degrees Of Paris Hilton”, and now he has an unpublished excerpt that reveals Paris Hilton used to kinda-sorta fuck for money too.

I got in touch with Elizabeth Jawhary, a former Hollywood party girl who claims she serviced both Burkle (Ron Burkle, who founded several supermarket chains including SoCal giant Ralphs) and Field (Ted Field, heir to the Marshall-Field department store chain and co-founder of Interscope Records) on occasion.
Indeed, when I first contacted her, she was quick to volunteer, “With Paris it was very low key. She would fly down and I was there with them. We would party pretty hard. Paris got naked, and the girls would get naked. This was mainly in Vegas. There were times where you would have Ted or Ron come down, and they would pretty much pay for girl-on-girl action. I’d be there. And they’d pay to watch us girls going at it.”

Much of this happened on Burkles private plane, and it’s probably more of a case of everyone being coked out of their minds than real prostitution.  I guess the novelty was that it was a Hilton, because her fug ass couldn’t make money as a whore any other way.  I’d rather have Frankenstein with a machete on my plane than Paris Hilton as she begs for attention.

(51) Comments

  1. Zombie 06/08/2009 09:34

    Awesome headline. I’ve gotta get the shirt now!

  2. Texas Stunt Sock 06/08/2009 09:36

    Mr. Obvious must’ve written this shit.

  3. DB's Treasure 06/08/2009 09:37

    Then afterwards, one of Paris’ whore friends will burn the fleas off your dick with her lit cig.

  4. Observer 06/08/2009 09:40

    Very apt and funny, Zombie.

    …on another topic…..

    …since when do you have to PAY to see either Pris Hilton or girls in Vegas get naked……

    …doesn’t that stuff come with the hotel bill?

  5. Jean-Claude Van Douche 06/08/2009 09:40

    Zombie - That actually made me laugh more than the post.

  6. Texas Stunt Sock 06/08/2009 09:41

    I think here itty-bitty titties looks awesome in that pic.

    I’m way overdue for some skeeter bites.

  7. The Ichnographical Tony Stark 06/08/2009 09:42

    Holy fuck! The marketing turd master here is fucking genius! Wow, I am amazed sir at your ability to so deftly weave the stories here into the advertisements.

    I salute you, you magnificent bastard!

    Actually, marketing person go fuck your sister.

  8. Observer 06/08/2009 09:42

    Maybe the New Writer Douche Dude will write a book ….much like Mark Ebner…..

    I’m sure it will make “War and Peace” look like a hyperlink…….

  9. dirtydiane 06/08/2009 09:43

    at least that gigantic hyperlink background crap is gone….

  10. Texas Stunt Sock 06/08/2009 09:45

    Obs, in regards to your sock-stuffing question from the previous thread, you’d be hardpressed to name a household object I haven’t masturbated on or into.

    Except maybe a mouse trap…

  11. DB's Treasure 06/08/2009 09:45

    I’m going to see Terminator: Salvation tonight. I have a woody just thinking about it.

  12. dirtydiane 06/08/2009 09:46

    it’s good, deebs. i liked it a lot.

  13. Observer 06/08/2009 09:48

    Texas Stunt Sock……

    ….really!!??

    Do you and DB’s Treasure attend conventions?

    I “stick” mainly to tissue….but maybe I should upgrade to a bath towel…..

    ….after all…..I deserve to pamper myself….

  14. Rick (with a silent P) 06/08/2009 09:50

    Ron Burkle (L) and Ted Field (R)

    http://tinyurl.com/lvw9wv

    Somehow, I feel slightly better about myself…

  15. Randy 06/08/2009 09:51

    WWTDD has whored out his website

  16. Jean-Claude Van Douche 06/08/2009 09:51

    Is that Ted’s hair or is there a chick behind him?

  17. Bella 06/08/2009 09:52

    Rich guys need love too Rick…

  18. Observer 06/08/2009 09:53

    I don’t object to the whoring of WWTDD….

    ..I only object to the PG-13 rating…..

  19. Texas Stunt Sock 06/08/2009 09:53

    socks (women’s trouser/dress socks rock - good texture)… towels… tissue… chili-cheese fry remnants… t-shirts… toilet bowl… sink… every square inch of the shower…

  20. fukU 06/08/2009 09:53

    wait , why does Paris need the money?

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