06.25.2009 Perez is having a good week

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I only occasionally get stories directly from trusted sources, I get most of them from online news reports, so I haven’t developed Perez Hiltons keen eye for the inner workings of Hollywood.  It sounds silly now, but many thought when reports came flooding in that Michael Jackson had a heart attack, it meant he had a heart attack.  But Perez knows how to read between the lines.  This was his first post when the story broke:

“We knew something like this would happen!!
Michael Jackson was taken by ambulance from his Holmby Hills home to a nearby Los Angeles hospital on Thursday afternoon!!
Supposedly, the singer went into cardiac arrest and the paramedics had to administer CPR!!!
His mother is even on the way to visit him!!!
We are dubious!!
Jacko pulled a similar stunt when he was getting ready for his big HBO special in ‘95 when he “collapsed” at rehearsal!
He was dragging his heels on that just like his upcoming 50 date London residency at the 02 Arena, of which he already postponed the first few dates!!!
Either he’s lying or making himself sick, but we’re curious to see if he’s able to go on!!!
Get your money back, ticket holders!!!!”

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(34) Comments

  1. Laney 06/25/2009 18:35

    this excuse and waste of human is a complete moran and blacken soul. Why wasn’t I around when he utter this crap so I could have beat the crap out of him too. Lord only knows.

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  3. Laney 06/25/2009 18:40

    this poor excuse and waste of human is a complete moran. he thinks everyone is like him full of lies and deceit. he should do the world a favor and kill himself.

  4. timmyt16 06/25/2009 18:52

    Screw Perez’s Hiltony ass…on second thought, shehe would enjoy it and I’d hate to give heshe any satisfaction. Dildo.

  5. The Dark Avenger 06/25/2009 21:02

    I thinks somebody needs to hit fatass Perez again…..and Harder this time.

  6. We Hate Perez 06/25/2009 22:12

    This dumbfuck faggot has gone too far. Advertisers should pull out of his site and he needs to get banned ASAP!

  7. RemSteale 06/25/2009 23:46

    In light of what eventually happened, its may be that a deranged Jacko fan finally offs the useless twat

  8. zachnorm 06/26/2009 05:39

    What a dumbass! I hope somebody knocks fat fuck out this time. Fuck you Mario!

  9. monkeychow 06/26/2009 06:22

    You are my god. I have ” known ” Perez since his site was Page Six Six Six and the NY Post made dog food out of his dumb ass. Thank you for calling this fucktard out !!!

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  11. America is Doomed 06/26/2009 16:24

    I wanna knock this fucktard the fuck out. He is the biggest piece of shit that has every walked the planet. Why do people like to listen to this doucher? I hope he gets his spleen punctured. Why doesnt he get a fucking life and stop wishing he was paris hilton.

  12. LeHag 06/27/2009 01:17

    i hate perez hilton’s brand of bitch. he’s simply hateful and juvenile.

    his “humour’ is unoriginal & unfunny.

    The loser deserved more than a punch, he needed a good kick in the cunt.

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