The Leighton Meester sex-tape website is up now with screencaps (full size NSFW here), and it seems legit though I’m not sure who “Leigton” Meester is. The sample pics are nice but I could have done without the creepy pervert description of her hot young body. Why do they have to make it so seedy. Can I please have my dignity, can I please just masturbate with the corner of my tshirt in my teeth and the sound on low so I can hear keys in the front door, like the well respected member of society that I am? Is that too much to ask?
FIGZ AND SUCH
Who cares about the fuckin’ tits and ass?
I’ve got a… uh.. friend who wants to see the footjob scenes.
Scotty doesn’t know that Fiona and me do it in my van every Sunday! She tells him she’s in church, but she doesn’t go, still she’s on her knees and SCOTTY DOESN’T KNOWWWW!!!!
I am the hot.
Mind my own british business Lefty??
I’m sorry, did you suddenly grow a pair because Zombie used a low blow to get at me the other day??
Why dont you go and regale some 5 year olds with your lame stories of non sexual conquests and complaints about how your girlfriend is boring in bed??
Stop trying to be the new Gonzo, you arent in the same league, and have none of the charm
i wish all their cracks were blurred like that. it’d be trippier for me.
SupB,
it was a lingering memory that conjured itself in my mind from yesterday. let us move on.
Cool…we stick with what we know…
you stick to weed and frame snapping
and I will cover the dicksucking
ready….BREAK
DB what in the mother Flim flam is in your Avi son>>>>
she is kinda goofy looking. but shit, a sex tape? make that money girl!
it may be a business endeavor i need to look into…
Sooooo, how ’bout this weather?
Sup, I’ve got a buddy who says “1, 2, 3… BREAK!” all the damn time.
Has my kids saying it now as well.
I would breakdance naked on a floor covered in razor blades, broken glass, and indescript goo to bang this chick.
Ok not really, but I would bang her if given the chance.
Sin, I am not sure they make money off the initial sex tape, they just leak that to gain more notariety and then the following reality tv appearances or E! show…
I am the hot.
Dick sucking? Well hello there SupB!
So …….. did the foot cum or what?!?!?!?
Remsteale,
eat a dick. Sometimes, you should just mind your own fucking business and let the women talk for them damned selves. I understand that’s your shtick, but it’s fucking lame and kind of makes the women seem like they’re so defenseless and pretty. They vote and shit over here, now. And none of them I know cook that fucking good.
I don’t know what Zombie said to you and I don’t care. He’s dealt low blows to us all, but what’s between me and you is what’s between me and you and that, my good man, was nothing. Until you wanted to make business between SupB and I your own.
So save your “new Gonzo” comments asshole.
Geek, it’s the photo of the day on holytaco.com
Mind if DB flexes his neck?
Sup, ok. I guess I understand that. Wanna help me leak my tape? I’ll let you in on some of the profit!