Seriously. What the hell?

By brendon June 01, 2009 @ 10:14 AM


It’s hard to even make sense of how boring and pointless the MTV Movie Awards have become. It used to be a good show. It was funny, clever, it looked cool and hot girls showed up dressed real slutty. Now … Ashley Tisdale? The Transexual in a seven-minute gum commercial? This must be what it felt like for boxing fans when Muhammad Ali tried to wrestle in the late 70’s. It’s just sad.

(148) Comments

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    CodPiece 06/01/2009 10:15



  2. avatar
    Texas Stunt Sock 06/01/2009 10:17

    I’d do bad things to Tisdale.

    Y’all can have the rest.

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    pepper 06/01/2009 10:17

    I don’t think she is all that bad. I’d Hit it!

  4. avatar
    DB's Treasure 06/01/2009 10:18

    Hayden looks like a slammin lollipop kid. I’d travel down her brown brick road.

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    Rick (with a silent P) 06/01/2009 10:18

    Since when did Cloris Leachman become more attractive than Cameron Diaz…since Cameron’s birth? oh…ok…

  6. avatar
    pepper 06/01/2009 10:19

    I wonder if her face left a dent in Zombie’s car?

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    Zombie 06/01/2009 10:19

    I got dibs on Audrina… (P)rick, I guess that leaves you with Cameron.

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    Tito's Abdomen 06/01/2009 10:19

    Still the MTV Awards? Is there nothing else happening in the world?

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    Observer 06/01/2009 10:19

    I’m with Texas Stunt Sock

    I’d fuck Tisdale if she were younger.

    I’d beat off to Cameron Diaz if it was 1998 again….

    ….and nudity on the internet was sparse-ish

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    The Irish Tony Stark 06/01/2009 10:20

    Since no one will see this back on the last post:

    You know you can turn on an option tinyurl to give you a preview of the real URL so you don’t fall for it each time…

    This has been Today’s Tony’s Technical Tip

  11. avatar
    dirtydiane 06/01/2009 10:20

    even with her upside-down eyes, that first girl is the most normal looking one. sheesh. nice crop of clams you got there, MTV.

  12. avatar
    DB's Treasure 06/01/2009 10:20

    I really hope there isn’t a male soul in here who wouldn’t confess to banging the holy ghost from Cameron’s fine ass when she was in The Mask.

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    DB's Treasure 06/01/2009 10:22

    And I’ll admit that I’d still fuck Diaz. I’d make her smile ear to ear…

    …which is about 20 miles of smile

  14. avatar
    The Irish Tony Stark 06/01/2009 10:22

    Well Tito other happenings in the world:

    A French airliner is missing while en route from Rio to Paris.

  15. avatar
    Tito's Abdomen 06/01/2009 10:22

    Tony. You can also use Iron. It features an option to shut off these annoying little boxes.

  16. avatar
    The Irish Tony Stark 06/01/2009 10:22

    …and I didn’t save a bunch of money because I don’t have Geico.

  17. avatar
    pump 06/01/2009 10:23

    DB: Forget the mask, i’d pump the hell out of her right now, although I might need a paper bag.

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    Zombie 06/01/2009 10:23

    Pepper, please man. I can sit here and deal out corny car insults back and forth with you all day long, but I believe the majority of people here are sick with it as am I. Leave it on the last post.

    Besides, you putting my ride down when you drive a 73′ BMW yourself is about as meaningless as Dirty Dirt McGirk downtalking my mustache when he walks around with a full Bin Laden beard.

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    Jean-Claude Van Douche 06/01/2009 10:23

    She was quite hot DB but now and for awhile she is just beginning to look like Cesar Romero from the Batman TV Series.

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    dirtydiane 06/01/2009 10:23

    also re: other things, TITS..

    diane just ate lunch. stop the presses!

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