It’s hard to even make sense of how boring and pointless the MTV Movie Awards have become. It used to be a good show. It was funny, clever, it looked cool and hot girls showed up dressed real slutty. Now … Ashley Tisdale? The Transexual in a seven-minute gum commercial? This must be what it felt like for boxing fans when Muhammad Ali tried to wrestle in the late 70’s. It’s just sad.
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Gross.
First.
I’d do bad things to Tisdale.
Y’all can have the rest.
I don’t think she is all that bad. I’d Hit it!
Hayden looks like a slammin lollipop kid. I’d travel down her brown brick road.
Since when did Cloris Leachman become more attractive than Cameron Diaz…since Cameron’s birth? oh…ok…
I wonder if her face left a dent in Zombie’s car?
I got dibs on Audrina… (P)rick, I guess that leaves you with Cameron.
Still the MTV Awards? Is there nothing else happening in the world?
I’m with Texas Stunt Sock
I’d fuck Tisdale if she were younger.
I’d beat off to Cameron Diaz if it was 1998 again….
….and nudity on the internet was sparse-ish
Since no one will see this back on the last post:
You know you can turn on an option tinyurl to give you a preview of the real URL so you don’t fall for it each time…
This has been Today’s Tony’s Technical Tip
even with her upside-down eyes, that first girl is the most normal looking one. sheesh. nice crop of clams you got there, MTV.
I really hope there isn’t a male soul in here who wouldn’t confess to banging the holy ghost from Cameron’s fine ass when she was in The Mask.
And I’ll admit that I’d still fuck Diaz. I’d make her smile ear to ear…
…which is about 20 miles of smile
Well Tito other happenings in the world:
A French airliner is missing while en route from Rio to Paris.
Tony. You can also use Iron. It features an option to shut off these annoying little boxes.
…and I didn’t save a bunch of money because I don’t have Geico.
DB: Forget the mask, i’d pump the hell out of her right now, although I might need a paper bag.
Pepper, please man. I can sit here and deal out corny car insults back and forth with you all day long, but I believe the majority of people here are sick with it as am I. Leave it on the last post.
Besides, you putting my ride down when you drive a 73′ BMW yourself is about as meaningless as Dirty Dirt McGirk downtalking my mustache when he walks around with a full Bin Laden beard.
She was quite hot DB but now and for awhile she is just beginning to look like Cesar Romero from the Batman TV Series.
http://www.freewebs.com/odetojoker/JokerCesar_Romero_.gif
also re: other things, TITS..
diane just ate lunch. stop the presses!