144 million dollars per season. 144 million. Dollars. One hundred. And forty-four. Million. Dollars. Per season. Which is five months long. 144 million dollars for five months. Five months. One hundred and forty-four million dollars to judge “American Idol”. For five months.
Fuck my life.
“EARLY salary figures from Simon Cowell’s ‘American Idol’ contract negotiations are leaking out and they’re eye-popping.
Cowell, who reportedly made $36 million last year for judging the hit competition show, has been offered three or four times that amount — between $100 million and $144 million per year — by co-producers Fox and 19 Entertainment to stick with ‘Idol’ when his contract expires next May.
While $36 million may seem like a lot of money for five months worth of snarky comments and eye-rolls, it’s only a fraction of the estimated $900 million that ‘Idol’ rakes in a year.”
Hopefully Paula will read this and go to the producers and say she wants 144 million a year too. If she does do that, cover your ears, because big laughs are coming.
“i won’t go and ruin your fantasy by telling you what i’m really wearing”
As long as you’re wearing your smile, SinDs, from where I sit, you’re dressed to the nines…
I don’t know, DB. She’d probably want to talk the whole time. I bet she could keep yakking right through oral sex…
yes, but chicks can’t separate the two, so fucking her would just open up a whole can of worms and then she’d start stalking you and flying to philly for no reason and getting her friends to call you up and all kinda mess to win you back.
so, mebbe you just stick with chicks you would fuck *and* would get involved with….less hassle.
“As long as you’re wearing your smile, SinDs, from where I sit, you’re dressed to the nines…”
Prick,
If Hallmark starts making cards specifically geared toward homosexuals, you’ve got a new gig.
Tell me Sins,
Lefty doesn’t have to hear.
I’m thinking some awesome white boy-shirt panties that spread the cheeks, but cover up the gold.
Ssnake, but she’d be so drugged out the only thing she could do is lie there, roll here eyes around in her head and mumble.
Lefty hears everything. My nuts have ears.
actually, lefty…just a pair of black slacks and a striped button down shirt. and some 4 inch black peep toes with a cutsy lil bow across the toes.
Drugs! *hits head* Why didn’t I think of that!
*cutesy (?)
Oh Fuck, My nose fell off!
We might need a picture of the shoes, DD
Doesn’t this fucker look like Zira from Planet of the Apes!
all i need is a picture of her eyebrows. my first shot always comes up a little short, ya see….
This is what I understand from this post…Simon is making way too much money for some shitty show and he has a small dick…
willie,
his underwear don’t even got dick holes.
I think I’m losing the will to live.
For your entertainment…
…skateboarding accidents
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DLIzbgg1b8
Sure it does lefty, but they’re all in the back.
Fucking Fuck!!!!