06.01.2009 Thank God for Leighton Meester

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Thank God for Leighton Meester, the one and only girl at MTV last night that even tried to look sexy. Her dress would have been way hotter if it was just cut away instead of sheer, but she looked terrific anyway, and it was more than enough to win First Prize.  I don’t know why she looked fug last month at the beach (here) but she obviously took care of business, and now I never want to speak of that incident again.  This approach worked with my girlfriends positive pregnancy test, I see no reason why it can’t here.

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(195) Comments

  1. BALLSY 06/01/2009 12:20

    first

  2. BALLSY 06/01/2009 12:20

    yeah bitches

  3. Squabbler 06/01/2009 12:21

    Damnit.

  4. Observer 06/01/2009 12:21

    Seems nice….but needs a boob job…or needs to go naked….

  5. DB's Treasure 06/01/2009 12:22

    Needs more tit, ass, thigh meat, hips, etc.

  6. DB's Treasure 06/01/2009 12:24

    I’d still rub my boner through my sweatpants on her.

  7. Mr. No Name 06/01/2009 12:25

    she’s hurtin for a squirtin

  8. SCUM 06/01/2009 12:25

    She looks real smart.

  9. CB007 06/01/2009 12:25

    I agree she needs more tits, but she does have an ass, thighs and hips. I think she’s very sexy and I would def lick her pussy. Hate the shoes though, those gotta go.

  10. CodPiece 06/01/2009 12:25

    Her name always reminds me of what a homeless mexican guy calls me before he asks for spare change.

    No offense, pepper.

  11. CB007 06/01/2009 12:25

    No Scum, pretty girls are always dumb

  12. leftnutofjesus 06/01/2009 12:26

    only one ass cheek is covered cuz the other one has my “aborted baby islands of fiji” on it.

  13. dirtydiane 06/01/2009 12:27

    not really, CB…but you can bet the inverse of that is true. dumb girls are always ugly.

  14. leftnutofjesus 06/01/2009 12:27

    i’d paint her and the dress white with hot lava love piss, then she’d be dressed for our wedding.

  15. CB007 06/01/2009 12:28

    4 confirmed females huh… who, Snatch, Lora, SuperB and who is the 4th confirmed female?

  16. leftnutofjesus 06/01/2009 12:28

    she’s huntin for a cuntin.

  17. Observer 06/01/2009 12:28

    Scum…

    …I’ll make her “smart”….

  18. SCUM 06/01/2009 12:29

    SuperB, Diane, Damnitjim and the old school marm.

  19. Rick (with a silent P) 06/01/2009 12:29

    The shoes would be fine in a more casual pairing…so would her thighs pairing up one each on each of my shoulders…

  20. What Me Worry? 06/01/2009 12:29

    NDP calls the awards “boring and pointless” than spends all day posting about them.

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