Megan Fox has been caught before walking around and licking her lips, but lately seems to be doing it more and more. Yesterday on her way in to Letterman she did it non-stop. I can’t even imagine how hot it would be to stand in front of her during that. Even if it was just a trick to distract me while someone crept up from behind to whack me in the head with a brick, my dying words would be, “Oh god … I wanna … fuck you … so bad …”
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Billy Mays found dead in home. What the fuck is going on?
:::wanders in, Lucky Strike dangling from corner of mouth, shirtless, shoeless, and still drunk from night before, kicks Peroni bottles out of the way on the way to beer cooler:::
Mays is dead? Fuckin’ Vince better have a better alibi than the hooker he almost killed last time…
Good point, Headly. Wonder where the smarmy little fuck is? “Mackey…get the strike team together, round up that little Shamwow fuck and bring him back to The Barn. We need to talk to him.”
BD will be in mourning for weeks with the death of Billy Mays.
God needed someone who can convince everyone why MJ was there.
Yelraf, I fuckin’ laughed out loud at that, especially looking at your avi as I read it. Good one, buddy…
Pepper, I guess I was right when I told DB that Vince would whip Mays’ fat ass all over the block. That Vince…you’ll love his nuts!
Don’t die, Pepper!!
Mony, don’t jinks me, I will be 50 in 7 months, - 6 months…..
I need a beer. I was fishing with my son for three hours, not one fish!
The only thing I got is a beer buzz.
::scratches Billy Mays off the list of potential spokesperson for the Jericho Missile::
hot.
Let’s do the fist.
I poored a glass of draino for myself. It tasted good. Do you want some? Fist.
I smell like vodka and regret. Why do people scream when they see me?
I wantto fist Megan Fox.
I want to fist Angalina Jolie.
I made a fist out of my potatos at dinner.
I want to fist yelraf an headly and pepper and mony and tony stark and metrosecual.
I fist so much it doesnt hurt now.
Who wants to be my fist friend.
I beleive in safe fisting.