06.30.2009 This is the real father

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TMZ says now that Michael Jackson was not the biological father of any of his kids, but Us trumps that by claiming they know who the real father is. Arnold Klein, the handsome and presumably stoned devil in the picture above, was Jackson’s dermatologist and the boss of Debbie Rowe, who was the mother of Michael’s kids. Sort of.

“Debbie Rowe is not the biological mother of the two kids she bore for Michael. All three children were conceived in vitro — outside the womb.
Debbie’s eggs were not used. She was merely the surrogate.”

Rowe was married to Michael when she gave birth to his son Michael Jr. (also known as “Prince”), and his daughter, Paris Michael Jackson.  Prince (Michael Jr.) is not to be confused with Michael’s third child, Prince Michael Jackson II.   So the youngest child’s name is Prince but he can’t use it because the other Michael Jackson (the boy, not the girl or dad) is called Prince so Prince is called Blanket.  Rowe gave birth to Prince, but not to Prince.  That mothers identity is still unknown.

It’s like Michael had kids just to declare psychological warfare on them. He probably has a tape waiting for them where he tells them they’re actually robots and not even alive and right outside is a man here to turn them off so they can all be buried together.

(143) Comments

  1. Rick (with a silent P) 06/30/2009 11:59

    (P)Rick…double-naught agent and psychic…I’m definitely playing the lottery this week…

  2. RemSteale 06/30/2009 12:04

    What I said in the last thread, fucked up……

  3. ohmwrecker 06/30/2009 12:09

    It’s lefty’s dad!

  4. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 06/30/2009 12:09

    NPD, Will you please get off of Michael Jackson’s dead dick already ?

  5. SuperB 06/30/2009 12:10

    These kids have ZERO chance of ever leading a normal life.

    What is the over/under they go all Menendez?

    oh shit…I forgot, MJ’s ALREADY dead…silly me.

  6. dirtydiane 06/30/2009 12:10

    this ruddy-faced bastard is a dermatologist?

  7. Rokan's Treasure 06/30/2009 12:11

    Somebody ought to kill that fucker!

    . . . Oh! He’s dead already?

    Problem solved.

    NPD, that was a pretty funny post.

  8. RemSteale 06/30/2009 12:11

    The big problem about the Micahel Jackson “Revelations” is that they arent really all that surprising are they?

  9. Rokan's Treasure 06/30/2009 12:12

    DD,
    The stable of MJ’s doctors is an amazing thing.

    Someone should ask this dumbass what color he was going for with MJ.

    Eggshell White is my guess.

  10. RemSteale 06/30/2009 12:12

    The grandparents will steal any money and they will end up as fluffers for Vivid productions Sup

  11. Johann Sebastian Sock 06/30/2009 12:12

    DD, I left you a little haiku on the previous thread.

  12. lady garden 06/30/2009 12:13

    I think they already are Rem

  13. Johann Sebastian Sock 06/30/2009 12:14

    I got grass,
    On pocket…

  14. Watt(Power) 06/30/2009 12:15

    They use viagra now rem

  15. Rokan's Treasure 06/30/2009 12:15

    “Got grass in pocket

    Got Bottle, I’m gonna use it

    Intention, I feel inventive

    Gonna make you, make you, make you notice.”

  16. dirtydiane 06/30/2009 12:16

    thanks, finks. that was lovely.

  17. RemSteale 06/30/2009 12:16

    Thats a crying shame Watt, what are young drugged up runaways going to do for cash??

    Lady??

  18. Rick (with a silent P) 06/30/2009 12:16

    “DD, I left you a little haiku on the previous thread.”

    Sock…wouldn’t that actually be considered an example of hai-cooter?

  19. Rick (with a silent P) 06/30/2009 12:18

    “this ruddy-faced bastard is a dermatologist?”

    diane, at least dude knows how to properly take care of his elbows…

  20. SsnakeOil 06/30/2009 12:18

    SuperB, they can’t go Menendez because apparently nobody knows whose DNA they have. No parents, no problem.

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