TMZ says now that Michael Jackson was not the biological father of any of his kids, but Us trumps that by claiming they know who the real father is. Arnold Klein, the handsome and presumably stoned devil in the picture above, was Jackson’s dermatologist and the boss of Debbie Rowe, who was the mother of Michael’s kids. Sort of.
“Debbie Rowe is not the biological mother of the two kids she bore for Michael. All three children were conceived in vitro — outside the womb.
Debbie’s eggs were not used. She was merely the surrogate.”
Rowe was married to Michael when she gave birth to his son Michael Jr. (also known as “Prince”), and his daughter, Paris Michael Jackson. Prince (Michael Jr.) is not to be confused with Michael’s third child, Prince Michael Jackson II. So the youngest child’s name is Prince but he can’t use it because the other Michael Jackson (the boy, not the girl or dad) is called Prince so Prince is called Blanket. Rowe gave birth to Prince, but not to Prince. That mothers identity is still unknown.
It’s like Michael had kids just to declare psychological warfare on them. He probably has a tape waiting for them where he tells them they’re actually robots and not even alive and right outside is a man here to turn them off so they can all be buried together.
Besides, the kids are all white! Just because Michael had is skin lightened (taupe? ecru?), doesn’t mean his kids will be white!
Ssnake, or they could start killing every adult thinking that eventually they will kill their birth parents…I would tell them to start with Rosie O’Dumbass and Mario Hilton as the sperm and egg donors, respectively…
is=his *not Cockney*
I know I said we aren’t gonna see any titties on this site for the next week, but I’d like to retract that…
…we aint seeing titties for another month or so. This MJ bullshit is gonna flood this site like New Orleans.
Rem- star in lower budget porn that shows up on redtube
Very true Oil…very true
TMZ is bullshit. Ever seen their TV show? Put simply, it’s a bunch of fucking degenerates sitting around picking their nose while some dickface writes a bunch of nonsense on glass. I want to kill that dickface.
We should go with tit avatars to make up the difference.
“What are you looking at, dicknose?”
DB - as soon as Swayze goes it’ll be another week of him. I’m with Watt - tits all around. You in, DD?
Watt, I think you already mentioned it previously but I couldn’t find it, who is your Avi?
Who the fuck didn’t see this coming? The women on “Black Dicks, White Chicks ” have more African American DNA in them than any of these kids.
DD won’t show tits. She might grace us with an ass shot or beach bikini however….
CB - alison angel
no, but how about some teats?
that shirt is bitchin.
truly a moo-ving avi, diane…
and is it just me or is this guy about 2 feet and a pot of gold away from being a leprechaun?
*swoons for DD*
What the fck? You name one kid Michael Jr and call him prince, and then name the other prince and call him Blanket? Fcking dude is crazy.