TMZ says now that Michael Jackson was not the biological father of any of his kids, but Us trumps that by claiming they know who the real father is. Arnold Klein, the handsome and presumably stoned devil in the picture above, was Jackson’s dermatologist and the boss of Debbie Rowe, who was the mother of Michael’s kids. Sort of.
“Debbie Rowe is not the biological mother of the two kids she bore for Michael. All three children were conceived in vitro — outside the womb.
Debbie’s eggs were not used. She was merely the surrogate.”
Rowe was married to Michael when she gave birth to his son Michael Jr. (also known as “Prince”), and his daughter, Paris Michael Jackson. Prince (Michael Jr.) is not to be confused with Michael’s third child, Prince Michael Jackson II. So the youngest child’s name is Prince but he can’t use it because the other Michael Jackson (the boy, not the girl or dad) is called Prince so Prince is called Blanket. Rowe gave birth to Prince, but not to Prince. That mothers identity is still unknown.
It’s like Michael had kids just to declare psychological warfare on them. He probably has a tape waiting for them where he tells them they’re actually robots and not even alive and right outside is a man here to turn them off so they can all be buried together.
slaaapy, he made himself white.
i’m surprised their names aren’t Katie, Dan, and Brian.
(P)rick, thanks. I already figured you of all people would know it.
good point (P)
Tits tits tits tits
I’d still rummage through Mariah’s ass like a dog through a trashcan.
So, whas my prize, Z?
DB, would you throatfuck her while your nuts brushed back and forth along her glued-on goatie?
Did anybody see the ears on this mother fucker yet? You could field a pop fly with one of those.
TMZ just reported that this man is NOT MJ’s dermatologist . . . they met at a NAMBLA conference.
Ohm,
That’s where I met Pepper. I thought I recognized him.
Marijuana + dermatology = Michael Jackson
DB…Iggles sign McCoy today :P
SuperB, you win a spot in my next booty meat photo shoot to be featured as an upcoming avatar!
Did everyone go over to TMZ? I was joking!
I never said I’d dick her in that ridiculous “Eminem” getup (which, btw, looks NOTHING like him). I don’t even know why she feels like she must acknowledge Eminem at all. That pile of sissy shit is a muscle fronting poser who creates shitty music*.
*if you wanna call that “music”
Eminem makes hip-hop for people who don’t really like hip-hop.
Am I talking a lot? I feel like I’m talking a lot . . . Does anyone have any cookies? Jesus, I’m high . . .
Ohm, I think you’re doing fine.
No cookies here, but I do have some Swedish Fish…
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What the fuck is that shit anyway?