TMZ says now that Michael Jackson was not the biological father of any of his kids, but Us trumps that by claiming they know who the real father is. Arnold Klein, the handsome and presumably stoned devil in the picture above, was Jackson’s dermatologist and the boss of Debbie Rowe, who was the mother of Michael’s kids. Sort of.
“Debbie Rowe is not the biological mother of the two kids she bore for Michael. All three children were conceived in vitro — outside the womb.
Debbie’s eggs were not used. She was merely the surrogate.”
Rowe was married to Michael when she gave birth to his son Michael Jr. (also known as “Prince”), and his daughter, Paris Michael Jackson. Prince (Michael Jr.) is not to be confused with Michael’s third child, Prince Michael Jackson II. So the youngest child’s name is Prince but he can’t use it because the other Michael Jackson (the boy, not the girl or dad) is called Prince so Prince is called Blanket. Rowe gave birth to Prince, but not to Prince. That mothers identity is still unknown.
It’s like Michael had kids just to declare psychological warfare on them. He probably has a tape waiting for them where he tells them they’re actually robots and not even alive and right outside is a man here to turn them off so they can all be buried together.
for crap sakes, Jackson is dead. his 100% white kids really weren’t his, he was laced up with pain killers. I deduced all that a year ago, in the middle of trying to land a plane filled with snakes, while at the same time giving Pepper a reach around. All this “breaking” news that everyone is talking about should not be be breaking news
Not Swedish fish . . . I got that. I’m talking about those weird comments.
HELLO MR. ARNOLD MAY I SEE YOUR SEMEN
He looks like he’s pissing in the street! Where’s the rest of that picture?
Can anybody else spell out kickass bands that begin with each letter of their username?
Zoroaster
Obituary
Meshuggah
Behemoth
In Flames
Eyehategod
.
No? Guess that makes me the baddest motherfucker huh then.
I like turtles.
there is always a jew behind weird shit!
Okay…you’re a great zombie.
Good times here at the…
Jonas Brothers
Onyx (Slam! Da, duh duh…)
Hansen
Abba
Nelson
NKOTB
Ohm, I have NO idea where the hell those comments come from. I can’t imagine it’s some spammer signing up every time and posting that useless jargon. It may be a glitch in the forum’s software?
Johann, you took Hansen over Hannah Montana? Amateur.
DB, ohm…that could be the result of the unholy marriage of WWTDD and Twitter…
That one Hansen (back in the day) was way hotter than Smiley Gummus.
Rolling Stones
Opeth
Korn
Aerosmith
Nirvana
Then again I did specify “bands” so I guess you get the go-ahead this time. Well shit, this place has officially flatlined… which means it’s a good time for me to pull the plug on you fucks.
Later.
I’m sorry, what? I just spent 5 minutes staring at the green light on my monitor.
Nelson > Aerosmith
(I’ll let the Stones slide, just because of “Paint It Black”.)
S..tatic X
U..lver
P..antera
E..nd of you
R..oad Dawgs
B..loodgood
I want a gold star….
Wayne Static, ftw!
Why don’t you tell us some crazy-ass sex story, Sup?
Os Mutantes
Heartbreakers
MC5
Wilco
Ramones
Equals
Clash
Kinks
Elvis Costello & The Attractions
Replacements
::Waits for Zombie to find something to ridicule::