TMZ says now that Michael Jackson was not the biological father of any of his kids, but Us trumps that by claiming they know who the real father is. Arnold Klein, the handsome and presumably stoned devil in the picture above, was Jackson’s dermatologist and the boss of Debbie Rowe, who was the mother of Michael’s kids. Sort of.
“Debbie Rowe is not the biological mother of the two kids she bore for Michael. All three children were conceived in vitro — outside the womb.
Debbie’s eggs were not used. She was merely the surrogate.”
Rowe was married to Michael when she gave birth to his son Michael Jr. (also known as “Prince”), and his daughter, Paris Michael Jackson. Prince (Michael Jr.) is not to be confused with Michael’s third child, Prince Michael Jackson II. So the youngest child’s name is Prince but he can’t use it because the other Michael Jackson (the boy, not the girl or dad) is called Prince so Prince is called Blanket. Rowe gave birth to Prince, but not to Prince. That mothers identity is still unknown.
It’s like Michael had kids just to declare psychological warfare on them. He probably has a tape waiting for them where he tells them they’re actually robots and not even alive and right outside is a man here to turn them off so they can all be buried together.
Winger
ABBA
Tom Petty
Tom Jones
Paramore
Oasis
Weezer
Earth Wind and Fire
Radiohead
Hmm…I have been lame of late Sock, although this weekend I did get my knee cummed on, that was a new one.
WP, he said KICK ASS bands….
Supertramp
Starland Vocal Band
Nazareth
Archies
Kansas
Elton J- Shit, I just lost, didn’t I?
Dis is boring
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Oil
-2 for Elton
WP
-500 for ABBA
Archies made me laugh. Good shit, Ssnake.
“WP, he said KICK ASS bands….”
B, sug, I guess that means I can’t use the Pussycat Dolls for my silent (P)?
My sarcasm was obviously lost…
Yeesh…
I’m gonna go shoot some hoops . . . check y’all later!
Ohm, did you ever listen to The Fearless Iranians From Hell?
DB, you should do the hockey player edition….
make Aaron Downey your A for momma….
For the love of stretch marks!
http://guesshermuff.blogspot.com/2009/06/girl-633.html
Here’s lookin at you kid…
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_qcWjCO8idGo/Ske359jW70I/AAAAAAAAVao/0tArSygKsiU/s1600-h/1081469560.jpg
Db, I like how she is roofied out.
Is that a kerosene heater with a vent pipe?
White Zombie
Alice in Chains
Tool
Ted Nugent
Pink Floyd
Ozzy
Who (as in The Who)
Eric Clapton
Rush
Im a fan of this one
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_qcWjCO8idGo/SkmRK1_G3tI/AAAAAAAAVcI/49zjPZVCPew/s1600-h/41638871.jpg
Jesus, DB, we come here to see beautiful, scantily-clad women and …. oh, never mind.