TMZ says now that Michael Jackson was not the biological father of any of his kids, but Us trumps that by claiming they know who the real father is. Arnold Klein, the handsome and presumably stoned devil in the picture above, was Jackson’s dermatologist and the boss of Debbie Rowe, who was the mother of Michael’s kids. Sort of.
“Debbie Rowe is not the biological mother of the two kids she bore for Michael. All three children were conceived in vitro — outside the womb.
Debbie’s eggs were not used. She was merely the surrogate.”
Rowe was married to Michael when she gave birth to his son Michael Jr. (also known as “Prince”), and his daughter, Paris Michael Jackson. Prince (Michael Jr.) is not to be confused with Michael’s third child, Prince Michael Jackson II. So the youngest child’s name is Prince but he can’t use it because the other Michael Jackson (the boy, not the girl or dad) is called Prince so Prince is called Blanket. Rowe gave birth to Prince, but not to Prince. That mothers identity is still unknown.
It’s like Michael had kids just to declare psychological warfare on them. He probably has a tape waiting for them where he tells them they’re actually robots and not even alive and right outside is a man here to turn them off so they can all be buried together.
Good call, Sup.
Tube of Preparation H in the shower caddy = she’ll prolly do anal
I nearly came in my pants the first time I ever saw this picture.
http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1788428
DB…bad news, dude…
“Shia LaBeouf and Megan Fox: Real Life Couple?
Has Shia LaBeouf and Megan Fox’s relationship transformed into something more off-screen?
Anyone who saw Transformers 2 can see that the two have major chemistry, and although they remain hush about whether or not they’re dating, the evidence strongly suggests a big YES!”
I don’t mind seeing those two together, Rick. I like Shia. I think he’s a good actor, and funny too. I’m also happy to see she’s willing to date men less than 50 yrs old.
They had chemistry?
I didn’t notice.
The evidence strongly suggests DOUCHENEEDLES! OH HAHHHA IM GIDDY!!!! THEY MAKE SUCH A CUTE COUPLE OF FUCKERS
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…I really…really….really hate Twitter
Db, as much as Uggs?
Holy shit girl 604 looks SO MUCH like Bai Ling
Don’t shit on my volupture, inbollywood
You show me a girl with GIANT sunglasses on, wearing UGGS, making a kissy face and tilted head into a camera held at a high angle to make herself look thinner while Twittering on her cell phone…
…and I’ll show you one dead bitch
So sticking with Subbarc today?
I got 2 hours of sleep, so I couldn’t deliver prime Crabbus even if I tried. Gotta fight the power somehow, though.
Watt,
I cannot stop staring at your tits today.
DB you forgot to add touching her lips
Christ, now this site is showing ads for a new Kathrine Heigl film. With the way things are going in Hollywood, I’d say she’s dead next…
…or maybe that’s wishful thinking
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vbnLYROCj8&feature=related
…you’re welcome
Wow, Tom Arnold is the father of jacksons children?
Stunning.
new thread…Idol hands make for damnated paychecks…