The cover story for todays InTouch (full size cover here, better pic on their site here) has another heartwarming Kate Gosselin story, this time with pictures of her smacking around Leah thankfully included. InTouch says…
Around 11 a.m. on June 13, a witness spotted Kate, 34, and the children playing outside of their Reading, Pa., home. When Leah, one of the sextuplets, started blowing a whistle loudly, Kate told her to stop because she was on the phone. But as soon as Leah blew on the whistle again, Kate “seemed to lose her temper” and said, “Did you not hear me?” Then she stormed over to her daughter, grabbed her and hit her. “The girl was screaming and crying,” the witness adds. “Kate just pushed her away and walked off with her coffee. Her older sisters were trying to make Leah feel better.”
That poor little girl. Those kids are cute so this bothers me. I probably wouldn’t care if they were ugly. I was never spanked much as a little kid, but my dad was a Marine Corps fighter pilot, including F8’s in Vietnam. F8’s, if you don’t know, did tons of low level bombings (wiki). Point being, my dad has killed many thousands of people, so when one of histories most prolific killers tells you to mow the lawn, a good idea is to slowly back away and then run to that god damn lawnmower as fast as your little legs will carry you.
I’m in a really weird mood today. It’s like I’m stoned but I’m mostly positive that I’m not. Just brace yourself for me to make even less sense than normal.
FIST!!
NIGZ PIGZ DIGZ EAT FIGZ WHILE THEY…
Ahh I forgot how it goes.
Wow, NPD, you keep showing this dumb whore. I wonder how much TLC pays you for this crap.
Can’t this Cunty McCunterson die already?
Firey crash please? Bamboo up the ass…anything…
why.the.fuck. did someone call the cops?
if a kid’s blowing a whistle while i’m talking to some side dick and does it AGAIN after i tell her to stop, that’s an asswhipping.
go pick a switch, bitch. you’re fucking up mommy’s plans.
i never had to go pick a switch. my parents got more out of it with their bare fucking hand.
She sucks.
Shouldn’t those kids be busy making me a new pair of Nikes?
OMFG!! In Touch is now ONE WHOLE FUCKING DOLLAR less than Star & US Weekly.
I’m SO HAPPY!!
Was it a closed fist? Because, that would be awesome.
LMAO at the girl on guesshermuff with the misquoted tattoo…holy shit that is golden!!
leeann rhymes getting a divorce made the cover?
she only had that one song when she was 13 or something. i don’t get it. she should write a book on “riding your one hit forever”.
and i doubt angelina and brad have fucked in months. that’s why he’s back banging Rachel. He probably can’t even get his keys for the rental at the airport without having to swat her mouth away from his zipper.
kingcookie,
which girl is it? i need to see this.
I bet that’s where DB is today. He’s getting his “I CAME!” ink.
Word, lefty,
But if the bitch wants to be a celebrity and make $75,000 an episode to pay for her rag-ass tits to get lifted, then the whore better watch out while she’s beating them.
She gets paid cause every fucker on the planet is watching her.
That’s the breaks, bitch.
Just a thought but the part that goes “one of histories most prolific” should actually be “one of history’s most prolific”.
Microsoft Word has a grammar checker and it caught this.
Any and all references to Guess Her Muff should be accompanied by a link.
LNOJ, like Rokan’s situation, it’s not cheating if Brad’s penis is having a meeting with Jen’s pussy.
I went to their website for the better pic. It’s a fucking swat. By a bitch with cankles.
Somebody photoshop her choking the brat out with that jumprope, and we’ll have something.
I agree with ohm, GHM with no linkie = no care.
She only beat the little basstid so she could get extra face time (and swag) on Oprah and Dr. Phathead…I mean Phil…