Transformers took their world tour to Moscow last night, and if Megan Fox looked less than happy it might be because I finally made my move on her in London the night before. Of course her bodyguards had to cockblock and drag her away. As I presented my lady with a rose, you can plainly see how upset she is, how she struggles to break free from her captors so she could leave with me and become a slave to her desires. I think it was my striped socks. Little secret: hit the clubs in striped socks and watch the panties start droppin.
(hq jump = here. image source = splash news online and wenn)
Zombie, if you dont like watching scorpions fight to the death then you simply are not a man. Reach down and see if you can still grab a pair.
“why? because we do what our sponsors ask, that’s why”.
…it honestly could not be truer than that
Pic#1: Db, if you cant learn to tie your shoes maybe you should get some velcro one’s, or Crocs.
vapid cunt couldn’t stop for a sec to take the rose from that kid…he has prolly killed himself
If br3ndon still writes for this site then his funny bone fell out of his ass. This new writer couldn’t grab a laugh if he shit himself at a comedy club. I can’t remember the last time I even chuckled from the writing on these articles. The reason I stick around is simply to fuck around with you fine yambags.
haha! nice, scum. :)
i sure hope she has a decent financial planner…cuz once her looks go, she sure as shit doesn’t have acting ability to fall back on.
she’ll be offering hummers out of her hatchback on hollywood blvd 3 for $1. lefty’s got a fiver.
****NEWS FLASH****
Br3ndOn no longer lives here.
Salut!
i have to admit,
“hit the clubs in striped socks and watch the panties start droppin” gave me a good chuckle.
but i’m higher than elvis at a methodone donut shop.
i just hope she doesnt wait until she is 50 to do playboy or nude scenes
DD, her looks won’t go. Look at you; your looks haven’t gone anywhere and you’re 54 or something.
db,
i found an asian. i got her number. she’s cute.
db-well played, you asshat. but i’m younger than doc and you know it. i’m not cougar-ish enough for you yet.
Jabroni, the fucking knit wit who writes these articles spouted off in a tangent that he is Br3ndon and her still writes for the site. Either his humor spilled in an Asian whore, or it’s a blatantly new writer. Cause this shit couldn’t make a retard with a coloring book chuckle.
“she’ll be offering hummers out of her hatchback on hollywood blvd 3 for $1. lefty’s got a fiver.”
I guess I’ll have to take my change jar to the Coinstar machine…man I hope it’s at least a buck…
DD, what are you talking about this girl has amazing acting abilities and talents…I rank her up with some of the greats like : Jessica Alba, Tara Reid, Linsday Lohan, Beyoncee, Angelinea Jolie, Miley Cyrus, and Paris…..How the fuck any one of these so called actors demand millions for their “performances in a movie role” is beyind my level of understanding.
DD, I just like to fuck with ya now and again. You put on a good show. Put aside your 30′ish age, I’d still lay pipe in you like I was paid by the government. These dick suckers on this site tell ya every day how hot you are, but coming from me it should mean something; I’d wear my dick as armor in battle to thunder strike your priceless ass.
Honestly, it gets old reading from the peanut gallery over and over and over and over again how this site was better back in the good ol’ days.
Even when it’s good you don’t give the bastard credit.
Great. Now I look like a kissass.
(I do hate the fucking rapper beating his girlfriend shit.)
I hear that DB…it AIN’T HIM…could be wrong, but I believe it happened a couple o’ months back when the title captions went from all caps to lower-case. And the writing has pretty much been as consistent as Asian whore.
I don’t know what that means, either, but you get the idea.
Dirt you forgot that chick from spiderman…Snaggletooth
How old’s Diane? Old enough to get boondoggled in her ass with my apple headed monster.