Transformers took their world tour to Moscow last night, and if Megan Fox looked less than happy it might be because I finally made my move on her in London the night before. Of course her bodyguards had to cockblock and drag her away. As I presented my lady with a rose, you can plainly see how upset she is, how she struggles to break free from her captors so she could leave with me and become a slave to her desires. I think it was my striped socks. Little secret: hit the clubs in striped socks and watch the panties start droppin.
(hq jump = here. image source = splash news online and wenn)
Where is my coloring book?
Old Grer, whether or not mateiral is “good”, I think the regulars don’t want to be played by a punk.
DB, good to know im not the only one who thinks the posts from last week weren’t actually br3ndon. Although Zombie did seem to get hard on the fact that the phantom comment under the Br3ndon moniker was aimed towards me.
Hey lefty, what is the saying? Something like:
Old enough to bleed, old enough to need…
you know i appreciate it, deebs….and yes, you may continue to stroke my ego for the rest of the day. ;)
DirtyDiane please change your name to PumaDiane
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So old greg, you are suggesting that we just go quietly in to the good night and allow a once great site to die slowly, making no mention of it and giving up all hope of it ever returning to it’s once previous glory?
Jabroni, I always feel safe with the “old enough to pee, old enough for me” saying…
slaappy, is that SFW? i can’t open stuff here usually…
jabroni,
Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed.
“Come here girl….Poppa Bear needs a slow mouth.”
“yes, you may continue to stroke my ego for the rest of the day”
DB, and with diane versus the many fakes here, you can be sure you will be stroking an ego as opposed to a schwantz…
Yes it SFW, trust ole Slaappy
hey that’s me
and, um, not to out myself or anything, but i did happen to “friend” br3ndon on facebook when i first started coming here, and he frequently has statuses about how he still writes this…
i just ask them if they know how to fuck, they say “what….no?” or “yes.”
from there i ask if they’ve ridden a pony.
then we cum.
it’s as easy as wife-fucking during the civil war.
OR…
If there’s grass on the field, PLAY BALL!
he was probably yelling accept my rose or i’ll hack your phone…striped socks and shoe laces half assed…awesome
DD, I’m not one to stroke an ego. You know this. So for me to come outta my shell and tell ya I’d pet your pussy with vigorous strokes is a big deal. You do work around the house…but just that…you do work ON your house (you mentioned working on your roof). I can only imagine an hour glass shape sweat stain on the back of your wife beater as ya hit nails into a shingle. I’d prolly climb the ladder in 2 seconds and bang you through 2 flights. But hey, you don’t date any chuckle head from *this* site. If you’re ever willing to consider, my dick comes with a checkbook and phone minutes.
SinD’s…well if it’s info form facebook, it’s gotta be true right?
SinDs, love, it’s in his best interest to keep everyone thinking he’s penning this crapola…just as it would be to my benefit to embellish my sterling qualities by telling outlandish lies about my cocksmanship and size of my member…as I have not sold out to hedonism…yet…I maintain my integrity as opposed to my erections…