Transformers took their world tour to Moscow last night, and if Megan Fox looked less than happy it might be because I finally made my move on her in London the night before. Of course her bodyguards had to cockblock and drag her away. As I presented my lady with a rose, you can plainly see how upset she is, how she struggles to break free from her captors so she could leave with me and become a slave to her desires. I think it was my striped socks. Little secret: hit the clubs in striped socks and watch the panties start droppin.
(hq jump = here. image source = splash news online and wenn)
A day without a Megan Fox post is like… well a day without a Megan Fox post.
from* god dammit stupid fingers
“he was probably yelling accept my rose”
Nope…dude was trying out to be the next “British Bachelor”…
Rick, if you tell me you watch BBC I’ll kick you in the dick.
hey dirt, i’m just throwin it in there. no need for attitude mister
DB, I watch very little…Mrs.(P) controls the remote…I close my eyes and pray for the sweet, merciful release of Death’s icy embrace…
Slaappy, only about 10% of that is true…and that’s the age group part.
I’ve been a bridesmaid once. I hate SATC. I’d rather be in the dark corner of a smokey dive bar. And I am ambivalent about the kid thing at the moment. But yea, I guess I’m a Puma. ;) Always a helpful Slaap.
DB-You’re good people, youz….if I’m in Philly for homecoming, I’ll let you buy me beer.
SInDs, we appreciate your input…the attitude is a free gift…kinda like getting a free paring knife with the Jack Lalanne Power Juicer Pro…
I’m here for the socks!!
i actually really want a jack lalanne power juicer….
SinD’s i thought attitude was a requirement for posting on this site? Also I don’t like the “social networking” sites that claim to help people communicate better when in reality all they are is a massive marketing and advertising portal. Wanna communicate with your friends and family, pick up the god dam phone and call them. I don’t need a website plastered with adds and links to become Ashton kutchers friend to tell me that there has been a new writer here.
lol, diane, that’s because you are our shining example of how healthy living helps…I’m the before picture…
(p)rick, i love free gifts!
and dirt - you’re right. hence my sarcasm. and i don’t know how old you are, but facebook and myspace and that shit is really big in my age group. and i do use it to communicate with friends and family. that or text messaging. maybe its a generational difference?
Wow, Cool coming back from lunch to this kind of clusterfuck. Throwing Megan Fox shit out to us is like trying to feed a pack of wild dogs with a a kids meal. take 2 minutes before we turn on each other.
And DB, when Diane decides to taste the forbidden love of a Durdenite, it will be with me. My cock and my trust fund are bigger than yours, and she has clearly stated that if she’s going to be a cock hound, it has to be for money.
I would widen the shores of Diane’s velvet innards, scrape the edges smooth, iron out the creases, and fill her fallopians with my hot chicken gravy.
mmm…a bidding war? intriguing….
Fucking hilarious avi Rokan.
(P)Rick’s SinDs’ Checklist
Likes older men (with lottery-amount money): Check
Loves free gifts: Check
Gifted smart-aleck: Check
(P)Rick’s To Do List
Hit lottery big
Beg Governor to commute death sentence to time served
Put together “love kit”
Stalk SinDs
Step 4…profit!!
no it’s not a generational diff. im in my late 20’s. I just don’t get cought up in this bull shit. I take everything with a BIG grain of salt. Yes communication these days is becomming easier and easier, but more impersonal every day and people wind up saying a whole lot about nothing. A good example of that would be everything single word i ever posted here
Lefty, you really have to write a book with this stuff. You’ll make enough cash to compete with Rokan for DD’s love.