Transformers took their world tour to Moscow last night, and if Megan Fox looked less than happy it might be because I finally made my move on her in London the night before. Of course her bodyguards had to cockblock and drag her away. As I presented my lady with a rose, you can plainly see how upset she is, how she struggles to break free from her captors so she could leave with me and become a slave to her desires. I think it was my striped socks. Little secret: hit the clubs in striped socks and watch the panties start droppin.
(hq jump = here. image source = splash news online and wenn)
diane,
you give me a couple of seconds on the phone while you whisper “fuck me like the bitch i am” and i’ll shoot my starting bid.
Thanks RR,
Keep in mind, Diane. I paid off my ex-wife’s student loans so she would shave her snatch.
$1,800 for a baby-bare poon.
Let the bidding begin.
RedRage..how can one EVER compete with a Wookie?
Han Solo: Let him have it. It’s not wise to upset a Wookiee.
C-3PO: But sir, nobody worries about upsetting a droid.
Han Solo: That’s ’cause droids don’t pull people’s arms out of their sockets when they lose. Wookiees are known to do that.
Chewbacca: Grrf.
C-3PO: I see your point, sir. I suggest a new strategy, R2: let the Wookiee win.
I’ll pay $10,000 to the next durdenite who posts a photo of their pussies as their avatar!
Pepper need not apply!
I wouldn’t give a bitch a piece of the bacon she cooked for me to shave her snatch.
I would manipulate her into doing it for free, though.
Got to keep that pussy in line. It’ll start meowing for my yarn balls.
Rokan, darling…my student loan balance is more than my mortgage. And you got robbed. I shave my coochie for free.
well Dirt, you are obviously a better person than i am. i admit to being sort of addicted to the internet…hence the reason i spend my days here. facebook and those other shit sites give me another place to waste precious work hours.
http://www.shavenwookie.com/
A bidding war? Not likely, DD. There are a few good turds here in the bowl. We’re all normal human beings just trying to pass the time. You’d be good with some of these dudes.
I once paid a stripper to put her top back on. It was doing a public service, those fun bags looked like a speed bag after a Tyson workout.
RR I am not even really sure what to make of that site
Me either WB. I was laughing too hard to read it.
Cod, I had a HOT stripper dancing on a pole in front of me. She sat on her ass, smiled at me and twisted her bikini to the side, exposing her clam. It looked like two flank steaks resting on wood. I made a grimace and she said, “Fuck you!” to me. I told her she shouldn’t show that meat heap to a blind man. I know where you’re coming from.
SinD’s it’s not that i am a better person, and I too am addicted to the internet much like the rest of us. I liken the internet to television these days. You can spend your time watching the hills and rock of love charm school ect…or throw on the channels where you can actually learn something and take in some clever tid bits of info that you can regurgitate at a cocktail party and make yourself seem sooo intellectual and worldly savvy.
DB, you know I’d hate that shit anyway…not my style. Have you gone to hang out on campus yet? Of course, all the students will be gone now….you’ll have to wait for fall when the new crop of freshmen girls show up.
DB, i was at a strip club once and the whore on stage had a c section scar that was so fresh, I swear it still had stitches in it. I was soooo wasted at that point i couldn’t help but point and laugh while asking/shouting loudly “can i put dollars in your c section!?!?!?!”
You guys need to head north if you want to visit a real strip joint aka brothel…
If strippers had souls, I bet she would have cried.
Diane,
I was going to have to pay them off anyway, so I thought I would at least get her to shave her peach for me.