Transformers took their world tour to Moscow last night, and if Megan Fox looked less than happy it might be because I finally made my move on her in London the night before. Of course her bodyguards had to cockblock and drag her away. As I presented my lady with a rose, you can plainly see how upset she is, how she struggles to break free from her captors so she could leave with me and become a slave to her desires. I think it was my striped socks. Little secret: hit the clubs in striped socks and watch the panties start droppin.
(hq jump = here. image source = splash news online and wenn)
my favorite strip joint moment was realizing the stripper who was climing the big giant floor to ceiling pole at the red dog cafe was visibly pregnant. like end of second trimester visible.
DD, I haven’t been on Penn’s campus ever. I imagine those meat wallets wouldn’t have anything to do with a simpleton like myself. I drive a jeep, pack a lip, and whack off like I receive tax returns every hour of my life. I couldn’t tell you the meaning of 99.9% of the words you and ohm found interesting to say yesterday. I’d just prolly walk up on them and tell em how good their ass looks in their pants. Then they’d spell out some rocket science as to why I don’t deserve ‘em. But whenever you’re in town, gimme a call.
Send me your number (if you wanna, you’ll regret it) to dbstreasure@aol.com
I’ve jerked to pregnant porn. Just sayin.
Good Lord…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=related&v=kCKnWUA2Kds
Internet addiction is socially acceptable, unlike the people who suffer from it…
Did you happen to be at Red Light, DD…the things I have seen on visits there.
New thread
who the fuck is voting with the bruno post voting thing????
Ouch, Bella…
FukU @ 11:17:
I’ll pay $10,000 to the next durdenite who posts a photo of their pussies as their avatar!
Pepper need not apply!
Damn you!!!
I just caught my wife uploading MY picture for HER avatar….
photoshop people. i believe this photo is the correct one http://bayimg.com/image/eabfpaacc.jpg