I don’t know if you knew this, but if you’re a guy, and you go out of your way to antagonize and provoke another guy, if you try to embarrass him in front of his friends and peers, if you call him the worst names you can think up, that may lead to a fight. Shocking, yes?
This is what happened last night after the Much Music Awards in Toronto, according to Perez Hilton after Will.I.Am allegedly punched him. The summary is from MTV.
“And that’s when I made the split-second decision that I was going to say what I thought was the worst possible thing that a thug would ever want to hear. … I told him, ‘And you know what, I don’t need to respect you … and you’re a f–. You’re gay and stop being such a f—-t.’ And I knew that was going to set him off, but I didn’t want to get into a fight with this person, so we leave. [He] followed me outside of the club … then his manager, Polo, whom I have met before, from behind, comes up to me, clocks me in the eye and punches me two or three times. I am in shock. I just did not know what to do.”
If this we’re a Hollywood movie, no one would ever believe it. But this amazing tale really happened! One guy provoked another guy and called him a fag and it led to a fight. What a shocking conclusion. If they made a TV show about this, they should call it “Shocking Conclusions”.
I guess “tonight wasn’t gonna be a goodnight” Who fucking cares!
“then his manager, Polo, whom I have met before, from behind, comes up to me, clocks me in the eye and punches me two or three times. I am in shock. I just did not know what to do.”
I doubt this was the first time some random dude “dotted” Peniz’s eye…the difference here…a fist was used…and not in the way PH normally gets fisted…
I suppose Ms. Lardo Hilton is now officially a “Black-Eyed P”…
Wake me up when Farrah is dead from Butt Cancer!
I don’t know how to feel . . . on one hand, I really enjoy reading about Perez getting beat up, on the other hand, it’s really fucking lame to punch a limp wristed doughboy girlman.
Conclusion: It would have been funnier if Fergie punched him.
“This is what happened last night after the Much Music Awards in Toronto, according to Perez Hilton”
I blame Peniz for this…had s/he gone to the YMCA as opposed to the MMA, s/he would have had a good meal and done whatever s/he feels…s/he could “hang out” with all the boyz…
Ok, so Perez Hilton gets punched in the face after calling someone else a faggot, and all we get is this little quip about it?
I think this is another key example and proof that we do in fact have new writers. Br3ndon would have had some more choice words and insults aimed towards this faggot land whale and would have certainly taken the opportunity to lambaste this steer a bit more.
I wish Perez would have got curbed stomped, he makes me rage and turn into the incredible hulk and beat women. I’m glad he got punched in the face like the fuckin bitch he is.
so did will.i.am respond with the requisite “takes one to know one”? or perhaps his retort was “i’m rubber, you’re glue…whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you!”
cuz, really….that’s how mature this whole thing is.
Perez got his Boom Boom Pow …. i’m 35% gayer for saying that now.
diane, not everyone can insult as elegantly as Rostand…more’s the pity…
This couldn’t have been written by Brandon. I’ve been waiting all day to see him lay into fruity perez and this is it?!?!
This couldn’t have been written by Brandon. I’ve been waiting all day to see him lay into fruity perez and this is it?!?!
Maybe Br3nd0n is just taking the high ro . . . no, you’re right . . . it’s not him.
I thought the city had a gay, talentless, obese feel to it last night. I wish I knew he was in town so I could have headed down there and bounced a brick of that penis vacuum face of his.
where are the pics of the aftermath of this epic “battle” ? i wanna see what this porky fag looks like after getting beat down. No doubt he’s making a huge deal over nothing. Getting punched in the face is a common thing for men. Fights happen. Perez is just new to the whole thing.
This site is getting blacker by the thread.
I hate that douchbag so much, I nearly joined his site to make fun of him. Nearly. Why the hell is that crybaby gossip queen even famous? I wish Will’s guys would have shot his ass.
If I comment about Perez the terrorists will win. More boobs, less cock please.
Will.i.am. claims he saw a random fan run out of nowhere and punch Perez in the face. Fucking hilarious!