The tabloids could have a cover story that says, “You’re Looking At This And Reading These Words”, and lots of people would still be like, “Yeah whatever. I’m so sure.” Wednesday the Enquirer said Michael Jackson had taken 10,000 pills over the last 6 months of his life. Today, CNN confirms that, if nothing else, he sure as hell tried. Us magazine says…
Michael Jackson took more than 10 Xanax pills a night, “asking his employees to get the prescription sleep medicine under their names and also personally traveling to doctor’s offices in other states to obtain them,” according to CNN.
One security guard told sheriff’s deputies that he expressed his concern to another staffer about Jackson’s use of 10-plus pills a night.
According to CNN, the second staffer replied: “Jackson was doing better because he was down from 30 to 40 Xanax pills a night.”
Holy crap. All of a sudden 50 doesn’t seem like such a young age to die. If you’re so addicted to drugs that you take 40 Xanax a night, 50 seems like a nice long life. It was like he was challenging his liver to a fight. Like he stood there with a full bottle of pills and a glass of water, looked down at his liver and said, “let’s get it on, bitch!”
First!
First mother fuckers!!!!
Goddanmit, ZOMBIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Suck my ass, DB and Rokan.
Ah you still beat Deebs… so you’re good.
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Thanks Z,
I am cracking up that you fucking beat me.
Damn, new post…shiver me timbers!
Oh good more Michael Jackson news.
Is he still dead?
“Holy crap. All of a sudden 50 doesn’t seem like such a young age to die. If you’re so addicted to drugs that you take 40 Xanax a night, 50 seems like a nice long life. It was like he was challenging his liver to a fight. Like he stood there with a full bottle of pills and a glass of eater, looked down at his liver and said, “let’s get it on, bitch!””
This actually made me laugh…mostly because I have stood in front of a mirror with a bottle of scotch, bag of weed, and some cocaine…slapped myself in the face and said, “See you in the morning if you have the balls.”
Ah…memories.
damnit, i always post something after the new thread migration….oh well.
Pez should make a commemorative MJ dispenser…but it’d never let the pill-shaped candies out…
Come on, DB.
Hold out your hand . . .
Where’s Fake CB?
If Michael was buried without his brain, is there a chance Tito will be buried without his abdomen?
Holy shit, 10 Xanax a night. If I take half of a Xanax I am toast.
I once took 13 Valium 10’s and drank a 750ml of Johnnie Walker Black. Got arrested and tried to fight a cop while in custody. Woke up in the hospital with a busted up head and 20+ stitches. Hella sympathy sex was the end result.
god.
damn.
it.
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…look what happens when I go take a shit
Long live the King of Popping Pills…christ…enuff
Wish i had known that. I have some Xanax here I would have traded him for a jump on Janet.
“Holy shit, 10 Xanax a night. If I take half of a Xanax I am toast.”
Thank you, real CB, now I know what to get you for my birthday…