07.30.2009 Afternoon Headlines

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MICHAEL JACKSON - Joe Jackson confirmed today that Omer Bhatti is Michael Jacksons biological son. “Yes, I knew he had another son, yes I did. He looks like a Jackson, acts like a Jackson, can dance like a Jackson. This boy is a fantastic dancer.” Oh no. What does Joe have in mind? Omer will chop off his foot if he knows what’s good for him. (source = radar)

LINDSAY LOHAN - Either Lindsay Lohan went blond again, and looks like hell again, or Dina Lohan looks terrific. (source = mavrix)

GEORGE CLOONEY - These are just more pictures of Clooneys new girlfriend, taken yesterday in Miami. I thought maybe the other ones were just bad angles. Um, they were not. She does have a hot ass though. Maybe she can learn to walk on her hands. (hq jump here)

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  1. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 07/30/2009 15:52

    I hate everything about that first story. I hate Joe Jackson, I hate Michael Jackson and I hate anyone with a name like Omer Bhetti, especially if that person is a love child of the aforementioned kid fucker.

    That Italian broad does have a nice ass though and I’m really not above making a comment about wanting to cook my sausage in her asshole.

  2. They Call Me Lo 07/30/2009 15:53

    We get to see an ass and ass pics all at the same time. See what I did there?

    See?

    Fuckin yambags.

    Fist

  3. They Call Me Lo 07/30/2009 15:54

    A pox on you, BSDC! Well played.

  4. They Call Me Lo 07/30/2009 15:56

    I’m bettin that oldest Jackson kid’s mother is about to turn 30. Brooke Shields must feel so used.

    Cuz she sucks

  5. Reno Gruber 07/30/2009 15:56

    You omitted “He takes my cock in the ass like a Jackson”

  6. herpes 07/30/2009 15:56

    Yes, I’d hit it. Next please.

  7. SCUM 07/30/2009 15:59

    Row 2, pic #2 full size. I would fist her in the ass and cooch at the same time so I could shake my hand’s in celebration.

  8. Stewie 07/30/2009 16:02

    All the Jacksons should be rounded up and killed and their money given to me so I can stop hearing about this stupid fucking story and get to fuck ass like George in a nice house. Seriously we should be celebrating that the child fucking wierdo did us all a favor and offed himself.

  9. Demon Spawn 07/30/2009 16:03

    I usually like Italian chicks, but… Butterface.

  10. snatch 07/30/2009 16:05

    click on the Lohan pick
    at that angle that is one huge man hand

  11. Stewie 07/30/2009 16:06

    DS….you’re actually looking at her face? If I was nailing that her face would be buried in a pillow while I tried to give her a concussion on the head board.

  12. Jean-Claude Van Douche 07/30/2009 16:08

    Ya know…that chick looks like she could be Clooney’s much younger sister or daughter. That is creepy.

  13. Perdogg 07/30/2009 16:15

    What’s Lilo doing with a can of shaving creme?

  14. Rick (with a silent P) 07/30/2009 16:16

    “P(R)ick, why you picking on the Sharks?”

    scum, jealousy…just my cussed jealousy…

  15. Fupa 07/30/2009 16:16

    Sick of the Jackson stories MOVE ON

  16. Rick (with a silent P) 07/30/2009 16:17

    “What’s Lilo doing with a can of shaving creme?”

    It’s to help her shave Mr. Ronson’s scrotum…

  17. Woodsman 07/30/2009 16:18

    snatch: yes to “Chris” (John Corbett) doing the voice-overs

  18. DB's Treasure 07/30/2009 16:19

    Bridgett the Midget is town at a strip club called Creekside. Should I, or shouldn’t I….
    http://softmelon.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/bridget1.jpg

  19. Kurt Rambis 07/30/2009 16:20

    Ass - It’s the Best.

  20. Woodsman 07/30/2009 16:20

    “What’s Lilo doing with a can of shaving creme?”

    She stood up suddenly and it fell to the floor when she forgot to Kegel.

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