It’s been a few years since Ali Landry was considered a big deal but she proved in Malibu this weekend that she’s still gettin it done, even after a kid at age 35. She was of course Miss Teen USA in 1990, and Miss Louisiana and Miss USA in 1996. I’m biased but this is typical. Louisiana has tons of hot ass like this. I think because it’s always 900 fucking degrees. Bringing in the groceries is like 75 minutes on the elliptical machine. Louisiana is awesome at producing super hot bitches, flamboyant gays, gun-toting inbreds, and terrifying defensive lineman filled with rage. Which one was I? Gun toting inbred, right? Wrong. Flamboyant gay.
(6 more pics here. hq jump here. source = splash news online)
So when will Michael Jackson: The Movie come out? Any guesses?
And who could you see playing the freak?
NPD….Get Your Facts Straight!
Ali Landry did not win Miss Teen USA in 1990.
I know this for a fact because I was nailing Susan Barnett, the Teen from PA, and she came in 6th runner up!
Her and Ali were friends at the time and Ali came in 7th!
That being said….Ali is indeed Hot. Susan on the other hand still has the looks, but could use some toning on her Bod! See her on CBS3 News!
As soon as the Jackson family approve a script that makes him look like St Michael of Assisi
Jeffrey Dahmer could play him- Fuck all the good ones are dead!
Jackson family: “How much do we get?”
Btw, did you turds see the UFC 100 Lesner vs Mir matchup over the weekend? How about Lesner’s speech!?!? That man is a hero.
DB, they’ve already approached Johnny Depp for the role of MJ.
I also heard they are releasing the memorial service in theaters for people to view on the big screen.
And thanks alot fukU… see what you’ve started!
And Johhny Depp could do it too, wonder if they’ll blackface him for the earlier shots??
the next person who talks about the kiddy-toucher is gonna get a poke in the eye with a white-hot sharp stick.
Z, plane ticket is up to you…for some reason I thought it was the weekend, but I guess its a Tuesday. Wed morning is gonna be rough.
And no offense, but couch it is.
DB, he must still think he’s in the WWE. His sorry ass apology and pandering for Bud Light made it worse. GSP is the man!!
DD - can I talk about touching kittys?
I don’t like French-Canadians, RedRage, but GSP is okay in my book.
Wait, Lesner apologized for his speech? WHY!?!? That speech was amazing!
I agree with Dd,
he died….can we all get over it? ugh
MJ MJ MJMJMJMJMJMJMJMJMHJMJMJMJMJMJMJMJMJMJMJJMJMJMMMJJJJMMJJMJMJMJMJMJMJJ
Besides GSP and french women like this, either do I DB.
http://tinyurl.com/lnvzaa
Ya, he apologized. Plus he had a Bud Light bottle on the table in front of him saying now he’d be drinking Bud Light instead of Coors light all night.
These pics don’t really look like the Ali I remember……
….Float like a butterfly….sting like a ninja…
Bud Light tastes like horse piss. Coors Light aint bad, but I don’t care how much Bud Light pays me, I aint drinking that shit.
I’ll stick with Bud Heavies.
Mac-Daddy……
….just for the record….I bow to your superior nailing skills….
….why didn’t you bang the winner?
…and I thought these girls in beauty contests were all virgins?