07.13.2009 Ali Landry is the winner

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It’s been a few years since Ali Landry was considered a big deal but she proved in Malibu this weekend that she’s still gettin it done, even after a kid at age 35. She was of course Miss Teen USA in 1990, and Miss Louisiana and Miss USA in 1996. I’m biased but this is typical. Louisiana has tons of hot ass like this. I think because it’s always 900 fucking degrees. Bringing in the groceries is like 75 minutes on the elliptical machine. Louisiana is awesome at producing super hot bitches, flamboyant gays, gun-toting inbreds, and terrifying defensive lineman filled with rage. Which one was I? Gun toting inbred, right? Wrong. Flamboyant gay.

(6 more pics here. hq jump here. source = splash news online)


(51) Comments

  1. RemSteale 07/13/2009 10:37

    Ooohh, Bianca Beauchamp, now thats a woman and a half Red….

  2. RedRage 07/13/2009 10:40

    I saw a Text from last night where some guy was talking about Bud heavies. That was only the second time in my life I’ve heard regular Bud called that. Must have been a text from you. All light beer sucks!

  3. Observer 07/13/2009 10:41

    Hey everyone…..

    …how GREAT was the Bruno movie??

  4. RedRage 07/13/2009 10:42

    Yes sir Rem! Like I said before. The Montreal nightlife and the women are Quebec’s only saving grace.

    My skin is redder than her hair today. I was golfing in Detroit yesterday, who know Detroit was located on the fucking equator?

  5. fukU 07/13/2009 10:42

    I actually know a fashion stylist who acts exactly like Bruno- and it is not an act!

  6. DB's Treasure 07/13/2009 10:46

    I’d rather watch every gay ass Harry Potter movie a dozen times in a row than watch Bruno once.

  7. Observer 07/13/2009 10:50

    I watch the Harry Potter movies every couple of weeks on cable….plus we have 3 or 4 of the DVDs…..

    I still prefer Areola 51, though

  8. DB's Treasure 07/13/2009 10:51

    new thread

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