Yesterday the Sun had some crazy fairy tale claiming Leonardo DiCaprio was secretly dating Cameron Diaz, and had taken her on a “series of secret dates around London”. They said she was also dating Jude Law. Law I can understand, that dude would hump a beehive, but DiCaprio? GTF outa here. There is zero chance he went from Bar Rafaeli to this fug mess. And maybe to make that point clear, he had dinner last night 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 models. 5.
WENN identified one as Amanda Charlwood and another as Emma Miller, then said the group joined “DiCaprio for dinner at the Punch Bowl before heading to Whisky Mist.”
Now granted none of those bitches are especially hot, but they’re still better looking and 20 years younger than Cameron Diaz. They could have been dead for 2 months and they’d still be hotter than Cameron Diaz. I’d rather blow a guy on stage at my high school reunion than hold hands with Cameron Diaz.
(15 more pictures of Cameron at MTV here. the banner isn’t just a bad picture. that bitch is a monster. hq jump here. source = wenn)
I fucked her brains out.
I would hit that like Aunt Ester hitting Fred with a bible “watch it sucker”.
Leo’d hit a mudd puddle if there was a chance a frog was in it. Doesn’t change the fact that he’s a tiny little dude.
Only in the movies could he ever be a leader. In real life he’s the guy running behind the tough guys saying “yeah! and that goes DOUBLE for me!”
Is it me or is Cameron Diaz looking in incredibly, um, nevermind it was me.
I would tap that like Fred Astaire in Funny Face.
She’ll never be hotter than she was in The Mask!
She looks like she just came back from lunch with Lefty.
I’d still nail her just because of who she is and also due to the fact that she’s just gonna get older and uglier. Then I can say…”Hey I did her when she was still semi-hot!”
Plus, single chicks in there 30’s who are wanting to finally settle down will fuck you like a starving fat kid in a cake factory! They’ll do just about any sexual act you can think of if they think it will make you want to marry them!!
NPD gives Cameron shit as if he had ANY chance in hell with getting with her. Listen here, NPD, (and I know you aren’t reading this, I just wanna get this off my chest) you aren’t anything special. You sucked cock all the way to get this writing position and you’ve whored yourself and the website away from what it so greatly used to be. You may have fucked women hotter than Cameron, but that’s only cause you forked over 3 months pay from Fat Penguin to some high shelf, sweet ass hooker pussy which you only spent 14 minutes with and 12 of those minutes you spent crying after sex. You aren’t funny, you can’t score decent tail. You’re just some executives kid who wore blow outs in high school and makes kissy faces in every single one of your pictures. I seriously hope your hands get broken in a thousand pieces and never heal correctly.
^ feel better bro?
Even her Alaskan Husky light blue eyes cannot trump that hint of retard.
RedRage, no, not really. I’m kinda cranky and that little hissy fit of mine was mad weak.
Two Words - Crow’s feet
Oh and Love that Joker!
DB, I’m in full support of your assertions. I, myself, do not find Cameron Diaz all that attractive (except when she told Tom Cruise she’d swallowed his cum - only in Hollywood) but I support your right to defend every allegedly piece of hot ass in the industry.
don’t be cranky deebs…go check out some booty meat. i’m sure it’ll cheer you up.
DB, which one of these douche bags is NPD?
http://tinyurl.com/npwd7l
DB,
You shaved your pubes at the base? What about your balls?
And “yes” I do want to see. Can you have one of your co-workers take a picture?
“I’d rather blow a guy on stage at my high school reunion than hold hands with Cameron Diaz.”
DB, NPD just indicated his gender preference as regards intimate partners…see, diane…understatement and gentility ;)
Lo, I appreciate that, brother.
DD, I tugged and got tugged lastnight. I’m sore. Looking at booty meat will just make my boner hurt.
RedRage, I gotta “404 Not Found”
Rokan, no one’s gonna see my pubes. I was just sayin it for the affect.
http://tinyurl.com/67o3ab
try this.
Holy hell, RedRage, he could be any one of those dick touching, pole smoking ham heads.