As if Leo would hit this

Yesterday the Sun had some crazy fairy tale claiming Leonardo DiCaprio was secretly dating Cameron Diaz, and had taken her on a “series of secret dates around London”. They said she was also dating Jude Law. Law I can understand, that dude would hump a beehive, but DiCaprio? GTF outa here. There is zero chance he went from Bar Rafaeli to this fug mess. And maybe to make that point clear, he had dinner last night 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 models. 5.

WENN identified one as Amanda Charlwood and another as Emma Miller, then said the group joined “DiCaprio for dinner at the Punch Bowl before heading to Whisky Mist.”

Now granted none of those bitches are especially hot, but they’re still better looking and 20 years younger than Cameron Diaz. They could have been dead for 2 months and they’d still be hotter than Cameron Diaz. I’d rather blow a guy on stage at my high school reunion than hold hands with Cameron Diaz.

(15 more pictures of Cameron at MTV here. the banner isn’t just a bad picture. that bitch is a monster. hq jump here. source = wenn)