If you’re like me, you’ve never once wondered what Avril Lavignes original band was doing now, or if there even was a band, or if they left, or why they left. But the answers are “this“, “yes”, “yes” and “because this guy was banging her”.
Mark Spicoluk & Jesse Colburn appeared on The Surf on BITE TV up here in Canada and revealed that Jesse was “banging avril” during his time in the band but and was hoofed out of the band after she was done with him
I’m gonna have to take this guys word for it because I could name at least 50 DVD menus that are more exciting than that video, and so I turned it off. I did however watch something on the V-22 Osprey. It’s a military plane. With a vertical takeoff. Like a helicopter. So it can do the things a helicopter can do but with the speed and size of a plane. Things like attacking Canada for their boring ass videos, for example.
Wow - news?
“Avril Lavigne is a slut”
Then put me on the guest list.
Good for her!
I dig this Canadian snob. Dunno why, but I think she’d be a blast to date, fuck and slap…
…did I say slap?
And she’d look wickedly hot with bright blue eye contacts, jet black eye liner, her blond hair and fangs…mmmmmmmmmm
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…shit, my vamp fetish is leaking
Her being a slut is good news because I want to bang her badly. I figure my odds have now increased to about five million to one. Any progress is good progress.
those are plump and juicy like she’s preggers…or getting fat - bags that is
I would whore out for beer money.
Renames today…..SHITTY POST TUESDAY!
NPD Blew his wad wad with all the T&A yesterday, he’s done for the week!
Am I the only one confused by the apparent size of her rack?
I suspect she is wearing an amazing bra.
Lean forward, push upper arms together … insta-jugs (not me, her).
“Lean forward, push upper arms together … insta-jugs”
Me t…I mean, yea, just her
i thought emo’s couldn’t swim?
That is how Paris Hilton gets them. Avirl’s got herself a couple handfuls
She’s not emo. She’s a puuuuunk!!!!
emo, punk…who gives a damn. I’d love to slip my penis in her vagina.
I farted.
Perfect time to do a Natalie Wood part two.
“‘Lean forward, push upper arms together … insta-jugs’
Me t…I mean, yea, just her”
DB, some of us don’t need our arms to display a decent rack…