Avril Lavigne is a slut

If you’re like me, you’ve never once wondered what Avril Lavignes original band was doing now, or if there even was a band, or if they left, or why they left. But the answers are “this“, “yes”, “yes” and “because this guy was banging her”.

Mark Spicoluk & Jesse Colburn appeared on The Surf on BITE TV up here in Canada and revealed that Jesse was “banging avril” during his time in the band but and was hoofed out of the band after she was done with him

I’m gonna have to take this guys word for it because I could name at least 50 DVD menus that are more exciting than that video, and so I turned it off. I did however watch something on the V-22 Osprey. It’s a military plane. With a vertical takeoff. Like a helicopter. So it can do the things a helicopter can do but with the speed and size of a plane. Things like attacking Canada for their boring ass videos, for example.