07.24.2009 Avril Lavigne looks like fun

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I don’t know what the hell the VIP Lounge in St. Tropez is, but I doubt Avril Lavigne does either because she was drunk off her ass there last night.

The bad news for her husband (not pictured) is that a bunch of dudes were pouring drinks down her throat all night. The good news is they were probably no threat, because this guy holds his cigarettes like a woman. He also looks completely darling when he holds his glass of chardonnay. Also, he drinks chardonnay. The other guy might have hit that because he still pulls his underwear up so you can see the extra fancy label, and if Avril was gonna sleep with someone, I feel like it would be a guy like that. More likely though she went home and got it on with those other girls. Rawr! What a sexy, although oddly bright, club this is.

(hq jump here. source = fame)


(77) Comments

  1. DB's Treasure 07/24/2009 15:19

    I’d love to be fucking this crazy little minx in the ass while she was barfing.

  2. SCUM 07/24/2009 15:20

    Barf is lube Db.

  3. DB's Treasure 07/24/2009 15:22

    You guys ever been laying in bed on your stomach and ya feel yourself getting a boner, so you tuck it back with your dick’s head facing the foot of the bed, and then eventually your dick gets hard and ya see how long you can put up with the uncomfortableness until you turn over and tug it gone….???

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    http://instantcrickets.com/

  4. entropissed 07/24/2009 15:22

    Hey Canada, thanks for Rush

    We’ll throw this one back

  5. leftnutofjesus 07/24/2009 15:22

    that’s not barf. that’s my first load. i been eating straight beans for a year to get it that brown.

    i’m still laughing at that asshole wearing his underwear so high with a sweater on. tall building, pistol, or girl’s razor. pick the suicide weapon.

  6. SCUM 07/24/2009 15:23

    Every morning Db.

  7. Death to Finkle! 07/24/2009 15:23

    I wouldn’t fuck her with CB’s dick and SuperB pushing.

  8. Death to Finkle! 07/24/2009 15:23

    …or vice versa.

  9. leftnutofjesus 07/24/2009 15:24

    it doesn’t get uncomfortable to me,

    i tittyfuck my balls all the time.

  10. entropissed 07/24/2009 15:24

    That usually happens with morning wood DB. My roommate is up before I am so I don’t want to walk out with a raging boner on my way to the bathroom, so I either try to smother it or I have to tuck it into the waist of my shorts.

  11. Sensei John Kreese 07/24/2009 15:25

    I don’t know, I’d love to bang her.

    I think she’d be crazy and she’s decently hot.

  12. SCUM 07/24/2009 15:26

    I like to bring little bitches like this that think they are so hardcore into my world. Snap the frame then the walk of shame. W/ full props to Left.

  13. entropissed 07/24/2009 15:26

    She’d be hotter if she wasn’t known for (tries to hold in laughter) being a musical act and was better known for her ATM performances.

  14. Death to Finkle! 07/24/2009 15:27

    Jimmy Fallon is a better Avril than Avril is. And I hate Jimmy Fallon.

    “I’m a puuuuuuunk!”

    Fuck you.

  15. leftnutofjesus 07/24/2009 15:27

    i’d dick her until the grip was gone and the ballpark was empty, her ovaries quivering like landlocked sea bass upon the jersey turnpike.

  16. Death to Finkle! 07/24/2009 15:28

    I scored way better on my ACT than ATM attempts, entro.

    Oh. You said “musical act”.

  17. Sensei John Kreese 07/24/2009 15:29

    Lefty and DB,

    From last thread, NCAA 2010 came out last week. Lefty, you’ll be happy to know that I rolled up 70 on Florida in a game.

    Fuck Tebow.

  18. entropissed 07/24/2009 15:31

    I knocked Tebow out of the game in the first quarter with an LSU linebacker last night (go head injury). That felt pretty good.

  19. SuperB 07/24/2009 15:31

    Sensei,

    Crabtree on the cover, right?

  20. Sensei John Kreese 07/24/2009 15:32

    No SupB,

    Utah’s QB from last year.

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