This is gonna be dumb because it’s basically a love letter to ninjas and Donald Glover. First Glover, because that dude is a GD genius. He’s the black guy from Derrick Comedy. Their detective movie has a new trailer, but don’t watch that one because it sucks. Watch this awesome one, and find out who fucked the bread. Donald plays Jason, and also Jasons father, in a twist that will blow your mind. He also wrote the song. He’s a writer on “30 Rock” now, and he stars with Joel McHale on the new NBC show “Community”. But he’s not the only one with an impressive resume. I was state champion in pushups, and this morning I drew a bunny on a surfboard.
I’m not good at segues, so the kick-ass trailer up top is for “Ninja Assassin”, produced by the Wachowski Brothers and starring a Korean guy as a Japanese guy because white people don’t know the difference.