This is gonna be dumb because it’s basically a love letter to ninjas and Donald Glover. First Glover, because that dude is a GD genius. He’s the black guy from Derrick Comedy. Their detective movie has a new trailer, but don’t watch that one because it sucks. Watch this awesome one, and find out who fucked the bread. Donald plays Jason, and also Jasons father, in a twist that will blow your mind. He also wrote the song. He’s a writer on “30 Rock” now, and he stars with Joel McHale on the new NBC show “Community”. But he’s not the only one with an impressive resume. I was state champion in pushups, and this morning I drew a bunny on a surfboard.
I’m not good at segues, so the kick-ass trailer up top is for “Ninja Assassin”, produced by the Wachowski Brothers and starring a Korean guy as a Japanese guy because white people don’t know the difference.
So, it’s a black guy who’s a hitman?
<==== I’m going to have my arms up and pumped like this the whole entire movie!
“So it’s a black who’s a hitman?” Starring Cris Brown.
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So, these are the guys who offed Carradine?
did i stumble into film drunk by accident?
I can tell by the way my stomach is bubbling that my shit is gonna exit like hot shrapnel from a grenade.
Db, I pulled one out of your playbook this morning.
looks good if you like ninja movies, and luckily for me, i do :)
How do you mean, Scum?
Five bucks says he shat himself.
New, boobless thread up.
new post (looks like any of the ladies could’ve scored with Brad Pitt last night …)
The Wachowski brothers, almost as overrated as Tim Burton.
At least it’s not directed by Michael Bay and starring Shia Labeouf as a ninja… awe shit, I bet they’re making that right now!