It would be awesome if those drums were Decepticons waiting to pounce on everyone involved with Michael Jacksons memorial later this morning. Seems unlikely. Hopefully you’re fascinated by all this because today is gonna be dominated by Michael Jackson like it was a drugged up little boy. Here’s the latest:
- The memorial from Staples is expected to begin in just over one hour, at 10am pct, 1pm ect.
- Family and friends arrived at Forest Lawn cemetery just about an hour ago (8am pct, 11am ect) for a private memorial. He will not be buried obviously, as his body will then be taken to Staples Center and placed on stage for the public memorial.
- Jacksons body will be escorted from Forest Lawn by a SWAT team, or maybe even flown on a fire department helicopter if the already “heavy” police escort is not enough.
- Mariah Carey, Jennifer Hudson, the surviving Jackson brothers, Stevie Wonder and Usher will all perform, and rumor is John Mayer, Lionel Richie, Smokey Robinson, Beyonce and Whitney Houston could as well.
The public part of all this - the escorts, police presence, securing the freeways and area around Staples - is expected to cost well over 4 million. That of course will be paid for by the City of Los Angeles. 4 million is a lot of money to throw away on a private citizens funeral, but considering none of the Jackson actually live or pay taxes there, it makes sense.
Hey wait…
NIGZ AND PIGZ EAT FIGZ WHILE DANCIN’ THEY JIGZ!!!
I don’t really like figz…
Please no…can we just pretend that this isn’t happening? Let’s go back to boobies…
But I did have grilled pork chops last night….
…so I guess pigz are OK
I wish this story were as dead as Jacko
thedudeabides @ 12:06
…classic
Dudeabides….
…longtime…….
did anyone really expect anything different than a huge public spectacle? i would have estimated over 4 million…
how the fuck can the state of california pay for all of this while they are handing out IOUs to their creditors? Fucking morons.
“The public part of all this - the escorts, police presence, securing the freeways and area around Staples - is expected to cost well over 4 million.”
10:00 a.m. PDT = best time ever to be an L.A. criminal…
yes, but think of all the idiots who have actually made a special trip to CA just for this and who are now providing tourism revenue to the state.
if i were the city of LA, i’d have told the jackson family to go fuck themselves and pay for their own damn funeral and security.
Nostrozombus is correct!
I think my exwife is fucking a nigglet!
I’m predicting this thread will be up for the next hour and a half.
This whole thing is ridiculous and has fucked up the freeways all around the LA area. MJ was a fucking creepy pedophile, I do not understand why so many people give a shit. I personally don’t remember anything good about him since I was a kid and he wouldn’t molest me because I was a girl. But no really, who fucking cares???
“I’m predicting this thread will be up for the next hour and a half.”
DB, that’s only because NPD will be reminiscing over the good times he spent at Neverland…
Pepper, who is your Avi?
CB, MEEEEEEE!
Awww really? I like your face :)
Well. I like your ass….