It would be awesome if those drums were Decepticons waiting to pounce on everyone involved with Michael Jacksons memorial later this morning. Seems unlikely. Hopefully you’re fascinated by all this because today is gonna be dominated by Michael Jackson like it was a drugged up little boy. Here’s the latest:
- The memorial from Staples is expected to begin in just over one hour, at 10am pct, 1pm ect.
- Family and friends arrived at Forest Lawn cemetery just about an hour ago (8am pct, 11am ect) for a private memorial. He will not be buried obviously, as his body will then be taken to Staples Center and placed on stage for the public memorial.
- Jacksons body will be escorted from Forest Lawn by a SWAT team, or maybe even flown on a fire department helicopter if the already “heavy” police escort is not enough.
- Mariah Carey, Jennifer Hudson, the surviving Jackson brothers, Stevie Wonder and Usher will all perform, and rumor is John Mayer, Lionel Richie, Smokey Robinson, Beyonce and Whitney Houston could as well.
The public part of all this - the escorts, police presence, securing the freeways and area around Staples - is expected to cost well over 4 million. That of course will be paid for by the City of Los Angeles. 4 million is a lot of money to throw away on a private citizens funeral, but considering none of the Jackson actually live or pay taxes there, it makes sense.
Hey wait…
This looks like it’s going to be a real classy affair. I will wear a gold blazer and clown shoes while I watch it to feel like I’m part of it all.
Pepper is that really you?
I thought you were of the darker meat variety
Ummm, thanks Pepper.
Big Smelly Dirt Cock, picture or it didn’t happen.
They have to hide MJ’s arms…the nigg*er had so many needle marks……
Snatch, darker meat?
Ah, you must be talking about my cock…..
Snatch….
….you’re dripping…
snatch, wb…you’ve been missed…btw, can you make the MJ posting go away?
guess I got your heads confused
Chinese food is goooooooood!
That’s NOT Pepper….
..it’s his six year old……
Cubans are hairy…
I’ll take back my feelings about this kid toucher if it gets me a free day off like MLK day. Oh wait I don’t get that day off only the token Black chick in accounting.
Pepper those glasses will come in handy when I blast my manmeat load all over your face.
Fucking work has put a damper on my Durden time
Obs - not dripping, just pusling, but I wore cotton crotch today just in case
what have i missed? anything wirth going back to read?
worth
I couldn’t make CB go away, so I doubt I can do it with MJ
sorry CB - just playing
Snatch….
…you’ve missed everything….
….go back and read it….
I am still on December 18th, 2008
You haven’t missed …SHIT!
Michael Jackson is dead?
Snatch….
I’ve been busy myself…..I’ve missed about 10 work-days of threads……
…that’s about 2500 comments….
….SOME of them do discuss ANAL …..and pain-fucking….so maybe you haven’t missed too much…..
..oh and hockey is over….so that cuts out a few pages….
I think we’ve covered hate fucking a couple dozen times so I think I’m ok