07.10.2009 Bruno opened huge

I don’t know if you’ve heard anything about this “Bruno” movie, but it opens today. Following a tireless promotional tour and very good early reviews, (70 percent on rottentomatoes, Roger Ebert said, “Here is a film that is 82 minutes long and doesn’t contain 30 boring seconds”) a better than expected midnight run last night has projections moved up to a potential 50 million dollar opening weekend, according to Dateline Hollywood.  That would be close to top 5 all time for a comedy.

After saying all that, I may not go see this. The story of a gorgeous man who is shunned because of his hot body and daring outfits hits a little to close to home. Watching someone else suffer like I have would cut deep, like a knife right into my heart.

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  1. Jean-Claude Van Douche 07/10/2009 13:57

    What the fuck is Bruno?

  2. DB's Treasure 07/10/2009 14:03

    Fuck this movie. Fuck this movie straight in it’s ass-’stache.

  3. Massive's Treasure 07/10/2009 14:03

    Not interested.

  4. Massive's Treasure 07/10/2009 14:03

    BSDC you’re late!!

  5. DB's Treasure 07/10/2009 14:05

    Oh, and…
    http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1773375

    .

    …again

  6. Massive's Treasure 07/10/2009 14:05

    “Bruno opened huge”

    Is NPD referring to his sphincter?

  7. CB007 07/10/2009 14:05

    DB, that is a nice ass… girl must do a hell of a lot of squats.

  8. mangroomer 07/10/2009 14:06

    It got several negative reviews. I don’t know about this one. I think we will illeg…uhm, see it one day.

  9. Woodsman 07/10/2009 14:06

    I hate when girls wear green panties - she should take them off immediately

  10. Rick (with a silent P) 07/10/2009 14:07

    ““Bruno opened huge”

    Is NPD referring to his sphincter?”

    Only if he is using a silent “me”…as in

    “Bruno opened (me) huge”

  11. DB's Treasure 07/10/2009 14:07

    ““Bruno opened huge”

    Is NPD referring to his sphincter?”

    .

    ..

    …sorry, everyone. Ballots are closed. Massive for President.

  12. Observer 07/10/2009 14:08

    Bruno????

    Isn’t that about the pregnant waif who DOESN’T put the kid up for adoption?

    There better be some tit shots…..

  13. Lo 07/10/2009 14:08

    I’ve still not gotten around to seeing the last one. I heard it’s meh.

  14. SCUM 07/10/2009 14:10

    More whoring for Bruno. Bring back Doc.

  15. Lo 07/10/2009 14:10

    I would rather save the money and put it toward a hooker. Err, I mean a nice gift for the wife.

  16. CB007 07/10/2009 14:11

    Well good morning Obs

  17. Massive's Treasure 07/10/2009 14:13

    “…sorry, everyone. Ballots are closed. Massive for President.”

    And I hereby announced that, clothings on hot women are deemed illegal. Law in effect immediately.

  18. DB's Treasure 07/10/2009 14:14

    Who would you guys rather fuck, and why?

    Doc

    or

    Rosie O’Donnel

  19. Massive's Treasure 07/10/2009 14:14

    Rick, NPD is a fag-mute.

  20. DB's Treasure 07/10/2009 14:14

    My choice? Rosie. Why? Cause she does an awesome impression of Donald Trump and he’s better looking than both of ‘em.

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