07.10.2009 Bruno opened huge

I don’t know if you’ve heard anything about this “Bruno” movie, but it opens today. Following a tireless promotional tour and very good early reviews, (70 percent on rottentomatoes, Roger Ebert said, “Here is a film that is 82 minutes long and doesn’t contain 30 boring seconds”) a better than expected midnight run last night has projections moved up to a potential 50 million dollar opening weekend, according to Dateline Hollywood.  That would be close to top 5 all time for a comedy.

After saying all that, I may not go see this. The story of a gorgeous man who is shunned because of his hot body and daring outfits hits a little to close to home. Watching someone else suffer like I have would cut deep, like a knife right into my heart.

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  1. Massive's Treasure 07/10/2009 14:16

    DB, that’s a tough one. I might have to go with Doc, but only because I’d make her call me the T-Rex as I jizz into her eyes.

  2. Massive's Treasure 07/10/2009 14:23

    ::goes and splashes ice cold water onto face, trying to wash away the mere thoughts of doing Doc in the ass::

  3. Observer 07/10/2009 14:23

    f

  4. Observer 07/10/2009 14:24

    My Browser is all fucked up by this Bruno ad…..

  5. Observer 07/10/2009 14:25

    Good Morning CB007…..

    ….even though I am at 2:25 P.M.

  6. Massive's Treasure 07/10/2009 14:27

    Hey Obs, were you able to observe the happenings of fake CB last night, and the night before, and the night before that?

  7. Massive's Treasure 07/10/2009 14:30

    Holy turd, this room is dead.

    DB probably ripped a smelly one again.

    DAMN YOU DB!!! DAMN YOU AND YOUR WASHINGTON MONUMENT!!!

    ::shakes fist wildly::

  8. Massive's Treasure 07/10/2009 14:33

    I’m heading out.

    And here’s a gratuitous link to a bunch of Jessica Alba pics. (SFW, should be)

    http://www.cavemancircus.com/galleries2/2009/7/jessica_alba_/index.php

    Later fuckers.

  9. pepper 07/10/2009 14:35

    CB, your ass is much better

  10. Observer 07/10/2009 14:39

    I have re-read a small portion of the “Poolman Rules” type bullshit……..

    What was going on?

  11. SCUM 07/10/2009 14:41

    Anybody here?

  12. Rokan 07/10/2009 14:46

    WTF?

    Is there some kind of time-warp going on?

    Hi, Pepper, Obs, SCUM.

  13. SsnakeOil 07/10/2009 14:46

    Siesta time in the East. Don’t know what everyone else’s excuse is.

  14. SCUM 07/10/2009 14:46

    The site went haywire and everybody left.

  15. pepper 07/10/2009 14:47

    Hi Scum, Happy Fucking Birthday!!!

  16. SCUM 07/10/2009 14:47

    Thanks Pepper.

  17. SCUM 07/10/2009 14:48

    Who likes black stereotypes?

  18. SomeoneluvsU 07/10/2009 14:48

    “Battle of the Sexes”

    WTF is up with that multiplying banner bull shit?

  19. Assy 07/10/2009 14:48

    bruno sucked ass, no puns or other witticisms intended

  20. SCUM 07/10/2009 14:49

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rS2XIAQkVcO

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