Christian Bale is doing great

By brendon July 14, 2009 @ 3:59 PM


Christian Bale lost 63 pounds for his role in the 2004 movie “the Machinist”, then gained 75 in just a few months for “Batman Begins”. Now he’s being all actor-y again and shedding weight for his role as a boxer who gets addicted to hugs drugs in “the Fighter”.

This guy is a real pro. When he takes a part he lives it. That’s why I sent him my script about that guy who punched Perez in the face.

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(46) Comments

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    Jean-Claude Van Douche 07/14/2009 16:04

    Christ…Know what he doesn’t have? TITS.

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    They Call Me Lo 07/14/2009 16:08

    Christian Bale and I have something in common. He’s Christian Bale and I was the 1977-1978 Virginia Christian League Spelling champion. So we’re like THIS:

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    They Call Me Lo 07/14/2009 16:09

    :crosses fingers

    : mutters epithets about WWTDD’s html filter.

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    pepper 07/14/2009 16:10

    The Machinist part two..

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    snatch 07/14/2009 16:11

    so his performance will be hailed as “courageous”, right?

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    Jean-Claude Van Douche 07/14/2009 16:12

    Lo – I am sure that would have been hilarious.

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    DB's Treasure 07/14/2009 16:12

    He’s dead next. You saw it here first.

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    They Call Me Lo 07/14/2009 16:15

    No way he beats Swayze to the promised land, DB. $20 says I’m right.

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    SuperB 07/14/2009 16:15


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    dirtydiane 07/14/2009 16:16

    i most definitely would…if not just because he’s hot, than for that fantastic fucking rant. i never get tired of hearing it.

    “oooooh, gooooood for yooooouuuuuuu!!!!!!”

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    SuperB 07/14/2009 16:16

    If we are betting I want whatever pro athlete has either a stripper girlfriend or a iranian girl on the side..

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    They Call Me Lo 07/14/2009 16:17

    He was really authentic in that role where he picked up his sister and used her like a club to beat the shit out of his mother.

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    CodPiece 07/14/2009 16:19

    Next to die:


    Mark it zero, dude.

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    SCUM 07/14/2009 16:20

    I would like to run him over with a hay baler.

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    Rick (with a silent P) 07/14/2009 16:21

    I had no idea Christian was up for the Al Bundy role in the prequel to Married With Children…

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    Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 07/14/2009 16:22

    npd had a great opportunity to say something funny here. Could have made fun of his voice in batman, or his self absorbed very publicized freak out on the set of the bullshit of a movie called terminator 4 “The rise of the bullshit”. Instead, he decided to bring up Mario(perez). Tisk tisk tisk….shame on you.

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    Sensei John Kreese 07/14/2009 16:22


    I’m going through a phase where I thoroughly enjoy saying that to random people at sporting events and other general public places, i.e. bars and what not.

    “oooooh, gooooood for yooooouuuuuuu!!!!!!”

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    Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 07/14/2009 16:23

    Me and Christian Bale have the same receding hair line!!! YESSSSSSS! It’s almost like I’m famous.

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    SsnakeOil 07/14/2009 16:23

    The Machinist was a great movie. I love surprise endings.

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    dirtydiane 07/14/2009 16:25

    Sensei, it’s hilarious. They play it every morning on my favorite rock station here and I crack up every single fucking time I hear it. My mom told me that it sounds like something I would say to someone, which is true and prolly why I like it so much.

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