07.31.2009 Clooneys new woman is cool

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It turns out Chad is an even better reporter than the Sun UK, even with their limitless resources, because yesterday he emailed me all these topless modeling pictures of George Clooneys new Italian actress girlfriend, Elisabetta Canalis.  Then this morning the Sun “revealed” that she had done a bunch of topless stuff, including a movie playing a topless nun. “Suck on that, Sun UK”, Chad would probably say.

(10 of her NSFW pics start here)

(78) Comments

  1. RedRage 07/31/2009 14:30

    Strange beachwear. Sweet tits.

  2. RedRage 07/31/2009 14:32

    Remember the guy I told you about yesterday. The zen, guy. I’m on his computer and found this link. Are you fucking serious???????

    http://tinyurl.com/lae8gd

  3. pepper 07/31/2009 14:32

    he actually is listening!
    Nice …

  4. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 07/31/2009 14:32

    I hate to be Captain Obvious but those are some luscious tits that I would like to grease up and fondle, suckle and if at all possible rub my helmet on.

  5. RedRage 07/31/2009 14:33

    You could bounce quarters off of her ass! Nom nom nom.

  6. Jean-Claude Van Douche 07/31/2009 14:35

    JACon 16 Jun 2009 at 10:51 am 1

    I do this all the time. It’s called ‘Allergies’.

    HA!

  7. Zombie 07/31/2009 14:38

    DTF’s not going to appreciate that feet shot.

  8. Woodsman 07/31/2009 14:39

    RR: apparently “breathing” is “vital”. That is some kind of deep knowledge that hanging out with flakes will get you.

  9. RedRage 07/31/2009 14:43

    Wood, any plans for the long weekend? Maybe do some alternating nostril breathing?

  10. Sloppy Joe 07/31/2009 14:48

    The only topless nun movies i’ve seen involve picnics and German Sheperds.

  11. Zombie 07/31/2009 14:51

    Why the fuck does Woodsman get a long weekend? I see no upcoming holiday on the calendar.

  12. RedRage 07/31/2009 14:51

    Isn’t he in BC?

  13. Mac-Daddy 07/31/2009 14:55

    I would!

  14. snatch 07/31/2009 14:56

    Those are some nice fucking ta-tas

    in candid photos (yesterday) …not so much

    studio shots…I’m moist

  15. BALLSY 07/31/2009 14:56

    Elisabetta Canalis.

    That is almost like CANNABIS
    or cunninglingus

  16. Zombie 07/31/2009 14:57

    Ah I see, “BC Day”…. fucker.

  17. RedRage 07/31/2009 14:57

    Celebrity daughters. Check out #10. Geldof….. Fucking hippy.

    http://tinyurl.com/n8k35q

    sfw

  18. snatch 07/31/2009 14:57

    in the ass shot her face looks like Linda Hamilton

    yes, she does have a face

  19. snatch 07/31/2009 15:01

    Lenny Kravitz is a guitar “legend”? a LEGEND?!?

  20. Zombie 07/31/2009 15:03

    I’m shocked that Gavin Rossdale has a 20 year old daughter… and she’s actually bangable.

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