Criss Angel is down in Mexico this week with some girl who looks like Maya Rudolph, and that’s not a compliment for anyone involved. She’s ok I guess but a huge downgrade from Holly Madison. He shouldn’t even have this one, but women are always throwing themselves at magicians. They’re so cool. I thought the tiger was in that box, but no, it’s actually outside in a private jet! He’s a sorcerer! He bends the laws of time and space and mocks our earthly laws of physics! Or perhaps just has access to a second tiger! One of the two!
Criss Angel is about as much a magician as Captain Crunch is really a captain.
Sup, why were you out late drinking? I mean, I assume you were out. I guess you could have been sitting at home in your panties watching the Royals game…
Must be B. Have you ever seen the show on the heaviest guy in the world? He lives in Mexico and hadn’t been out of his house for years. They load his bed onto a flatbed truck to haul his fat ass to the beach. The truck goes under a low bridge knocking the canopy off the truck and crushing his bed. I laughed for hours…
Snake, I was hanging out and having too good of a time….
silly boy, Royals arent back in action till tonight, and I dont wear panties.
Sup: kinda sorta right - way to pay attention
Pep: i’ve done work in jersey but currently working in LA and commuting home on w/e to B.C.
RR: too bad it was the customer’s daughters (nice “gunt” btw!)
I think I set a new speed record for turning off a monitor!
Sup: switched over to Spanx??? (*runs and hides behind dense foliage*)
Shit, B, I wish you hadn’t said that…
Sup initiates COMANDO FRIDAYS
I need a canadian geography lesson. I know where one place is up there only, and go there for a week every year.
COMMANDO
“silly boy, Royals arent back in action till tonight, and I dont wear panties.”
B, sug, lucky for me I didn’t really need my mind for the next few hours…and you’re the real magician…you brought back my desire to “abuse myself”…
fuck it i’m leaving again
Duk, you and that keyboard have some struggles, babe.
What do you want to know B?
Sup: B.C. = British Columbia. Head north from anywhere in the lower 48, turn west, if you hit the Rocky Mountains, you’re at the east side (bordering Alberta). Keep going west and you’re in BC. When you hit the open Pacific Ocean, stop, you’ve gone too far. It’s north of Washington State and Idaho (and a bit of Montana) and south of Alaska and the Yukon. Come visit, it’s pretty.
Is all good RR, I just don’t know where anything is in relation to other things..like if someone here says “I live in StateX” I know, oh..its bordered by State Y and Z and has towns A,B, and C….up there I just got no clue.
Every time someone says im from so and so in Canada I am pulling up Google Map like an idiot.
Defintely think that’s a Mexican whore that he hired for the weekend.
<——- on the list of people that would puncture Maya Rudolph’s puckerholes
Woodsman,
fuck all that, you got bears.
My dad has a time share cabin in Ontario and we go every year….I have seen those furry fuckers actually PUSHING dumpsters down the streets….I am scared to DEATH of being eaten alive by one.
Pretty tho…good beer. Funny accents.