Criss Angel is down in Mexico this week with some girl who looks like Maya Rudolph, and that’s not a compliment for anyone involved. She’s ok I guess but a huge downgrade from Holly Madison. He shouldn’t even have this one, but women are always throwing themselves at magicians. They’re so cool. I thought the tiger was in that box, but no, it’s actually outside in a private jet! He’s a sorcerer! He bends the laws of time and space and mocks our earthly laws of physics! Or perhaps just has access to a second tiger! One of the two!
07.17.2009 Criss Angel is the bad boy of magic
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there has to be a better story than this. for god sakes i have better stories than this!
Sin, do any of them start with “so this one time at band camp”?
We don’t have accents B. They do way north but hell, you’re almost in the Arctic where you go. Was the bear you saw white?
I only goto Canada for Kraft dinner and milk in a bag.
“for god sakes i have better stories than this!”
Really, SinDs? Do tell…*please* do tell…
funny you should ask Sup, they actually start with “so this one time, on colfax…”
RR, it was a normal black bear? Was cute as long as it wasn’t around me.
Yeah, water stays cold even in August, and you need sweatshirts sometimes at night even. When I was younger I would swim in the lake till a few years ago I caught a 38in pike, saw its teeth and said fuck all that, I will stick to the hot tub.
Strangest sex toy I’ve ever seen. Winny the Pooh and a yellow feather duster.
http://tinyurl.com/nzswkg
This just in…see-through tops - always a crowd-pleaser…
http://tinyurl.com/n3zrp9 (SFW - initially)
RR: I wish that I could say that picture gave me hundred acre ‘wood’ but …
Have you ever heard of kitten fishing? It’s one of our national sports up here. We get a little kitten, put a hook through it’s neck and put it on a plank of wood, troll it behind the boat and chum the water. When a big Pike or Musky come along you tug on the line to pull the kitten off the board and into the water. That’s how you catch the big ones!!
(p)Rick: no idea who that soccer mom is but, hey, thanks for showing up!
RR, those are some fucked up junkie/fungus nails on that broad.
(P)Rick, old news and not very impressive.
Wood, did it give you a craving for pussy and honey?
Scum, you saying that a classy woman with the worlds best sex toy may be a little dirty? You’re right, it looks like the has a yeast infection under her nails.
ummm uckie
I never understood the weird-strange items in the pussy on the pussy facination.
Do guys do that? See something and just go “wow I wonder what THAT would feel like in my peehole?”
Not me B. I’ve never understood the fascination either.
“(P)Rick, old news and not very impressive.”
as compared to the pablum served by NPD?