07.17.2009 Criss Angel is the bad boy of magic

EXCLUSIVE: Criss Angel & New Girlfriend Vacationing In Mexico

Criss Angel is down in Mexico this week with some girl who looks like Maya Rudolph, and that’s not a compliment for anyone involved. She’s ok I guess but a huge downgrade from Holly Madison. He shouldn’t even have this one, but women are always throwing themselves at magicians. They’re so cool. I thought the tiger was in that box, but no, it’s actually outside in a private jet! He’s a sorcerer!  He bends the laws of time and space and mocks our earthly laws of physics! Or perhaps just has access to a second tiger! One of the two!


(75) Comments

  1. SinDs 07/17/2009 15:02

    there has to be a better story than this. for god sakes i have better stories than this!

  2. SuperB 07/17/2009 15:04

    Sin, do any of them start with “so this one time at band camp”?

  3. RedRage 07/17/2009 15:04

    We don’t have accents B. They do way north but hell, you’re almost in the Arctic where you go. Was the bear you saw white?

  4. CodPiece 07/17/2009 15:06

    I only goto Canada for Kraft dinner and milk in a bag.

  5. Rick (with a silent P) 07/17/2009 15:07

    “for god sakes i have better stories than this!”

    Really, SinDs? Do tell…*please* do tell…

  6. SinDs 07/17/2009 15:08

    funny you should ask Sup, they actually start with “so this one time, on colfax…”

  7. SuperB 07/17/2009 15:08

    RR, it was a normal black bear? Was cute as long as it wasn’t around me.

    Yeah, water stays cold even in August, and you need sweatshirts sometimes at night even. When I was younger I would swim in the lake till a few years ago I caught a 38in pike, saw its teeth and said fuck all that, I will stick to the hot tub.

  8. RedRage 07/17/2009 15:09

    Strangest sex toy I’ve ever seen. Winny the Pooh and a yellow feather duster.

    http://tinyurl.com/nzswkg

  9. Rick (with a silent P) 07/17/2009 15:10

    This just in…see-through tops - always a crowd-pleaser…

    http://tinyurl.com/n3zrp9 (SFW - initially)

  10. Woodsman 07/17/2009 15:12

    RR: I wish that I could say that picture gave me hundred acre ‘wood’ but …

  11. RedRage 07/17/2009 15:13

    Have you ever heard of kitten fishing? It’s one of our national sports up here. We get a little kitten, put a hook through it’s neck and put it on a plank of wood, troll it behind the boat and chum the water. When a big Pike or Musky come along you tug on the line to pull the kitten off the board and into the water. That’s how you catch the big ones!!

  12. Woodsman 07/17/2009 15:17

    (p)Rick: no idea who that soccer mom is but, hey, thanks for showing up!

  13. SCUM 07/17/2009 15:21

    RR, those are some fucked up junkie/fungus nails on that broad.

  14. SCUM 07/17/2009 15:23

    (P)Rick, old news and not very impressive.

  15. RedRage 07/17/2009 15:26

    Wood, did it give you a craving for pussy and honey?

    Scum, you saying that a classy woman with the worlds best sex toy may be a little dirty? You’re right, it looks like the has a yeast infection under her nails.

  16. SuperB 07/17/2009 15:28

    ummm uckie

  17. SuperB 07/17/2009 15:28

    I never understood the weird-strange items in the pussy on the pussy facination.

  18. SuperB 07/17/2009 15:29

    Do guys do that? See something and just go “wow I wonder what THAT would feel like in my peehole?”

  19. RedRage 07/17/2009 15:32

    Not me B. I’ve never understood the fascination either.

  20. Rick (with a silent P) 07/17/2009 15:34

    “(P)Rick, old news and not very impressive.”

    as compared to the pablum served by NPD?

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