Criss Angel is down in Mexico this week with some girl who looks like Maya Rudolph, and that’s not a compliment for anyone involved. She’s ok I guess but a huge downgrade from Holly Madison. He shouldn’t even have this one, but women are always throwing themselves at magicians. They’re so cool. I thought the tiger was in that box, but no, it’s actually outside in a private jet! He’s a sorcerer! He bends the laws of time and space and mocks our earthly laws of physics! Or perhaps just has access to a second tiger! One of the two!
07.17.2009 Criss Angel is the bad boy of magic
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Cod, is Kraft dinner different in the states?
Criss and I were hanging out together in VEGAS last weekend durring the UFC fight. We both have the smae $300 bejeweled FALCON ED HADRY HAT, but I still think I am the bigger DOUCHEBAG. I AM THE MUTHA F’IN FACEBOOK GUY! WATCH ME SCORE WITH THE LADIES better than CRISS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2cMTLeAu_c
Almost drinkin time
East coast, Jenn?
Or do you just start early on Friday?
I think drink time is getting passed today, my liver is still moaning
RR: It’s called Macaroni and Cheese here. I always found it interesting that it is called Kraft dinner in Canada.
West coast just starting early today
Sup, you should take it easy tonight.
Sex, dinner, sex, soft drinks, sex, dessert, sex…
That’s my plan, anyway.
Hey, how did the car turn out?
Havn’t drank all week
new thread…
yeah, I don’t know if that’s really such a huge downgrade from Holly. Giving Holly WAAAAAYYY too much credit.
That isn’t Criss Angel girlfriend. That is a Mexican kid that does the cleaing of the rooms.