07.17.2009 Criss Angel is the bad boy of magic

EXCLUSIVE: Criss Angel & New Girlfriend Vacationing In Mexico

Criss Angel is down in Mexico this week with some girl who looks like Maya Rudolph, and that’s not a compliment for anyone involved. She’s ok I guess but a huge downgrade from Holly Madison. He shouldn’t even have this one, but women are always throwing themselves at magicians. They’re so cool. I thought the tiger was in that box, but no, it’s actually outside in a private jet! He’s a sorcerer!  He bends the laws of time and space and mocks our earthly laws of physics! Or perhaps just has access to a second tiger! One of the two!


(75) Comments

  1. RedRage 07/17/2009 15:38

    Cod, is Kraft dinner different in the states?

  2. facebook guy 07/17/2009 15:41

    Criss and I were hanging out together in VEGAS last weekend durring the UFC fight. We both have the smae $300 bejeweled FALCON ED HADRY HAT, but I still think I am the bigger DOUCHEBAG. I AM THE MUTHA F’IN FACEBOOK GUY! WATCH ME SCORE WITH THE LADIES better than CRISS:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2cMTLeAu_c

  3. jenn 07/17/2009 15:46

    Almost drinkin time

  4. SsnakeOil 07/17/2009 15:48

    East coast, Jenn?

  5. SsnakeOil 07/17/2009 15:48

    Or do you just start early on Friday?

  6. SuperB 07/17/2009 15:50

    I think drink time is getting passed today, my liver is still moaning

  7. CodPiece 07/17/2009 15:51

    RR: It’s called Macaroni and Cheese here. I always found it interesting that it is called Kraft dinner in Canada.

  8. jenn 07/17/2009 15:51

    West coast just starting early today

  9. SsnakeOil 07/17/2009 15:54

    Sup, you should take it easy tonight.

    Sex, dinner, sex, soft drinks, sex, dessert, sex…

  10. SsnakeOil 07/17/2009 15:55

    That’s my plan, anyway.

  11. SsnakeOil 07/17/2009 15:57

    Hey, how did the car turn out?

  12. jenn 07/17/2009 15:59

    Havn’t drank all week

  13. SsnakeOil 07/17/2009 16:01

    new thread…

  14. RedneckWordsOfWIsdom 07/17/2009 19:57

    yeah, I don’t know if that’s really such a huge downgrade from Holly. Giving Holly WAAAAAYYY too much credit.

  15. Harry 07/18/2009 08:24

    That isn’t Criss Angel girlfriend. That is a Mexican kid that does the cleaing of the rooms.

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