Debbie Rowe, the, um, mother(?) for Michael Jackson’s two oldest kids has agreed to not seek custody. In exchange she has been assured that legal safeguards will be put in place to ensure the kids are raised in a safe and healthy environment. I’m lying of course. She got 4 million dollars, bringing her total payday to well over 20. The New York Post says…
The family isn’t happy about the mega-payout but they consider it a necessary evil, the source said.
“They felt it was like a ransom-type thing. [Rowe] jumped back into the picture because she wanted money,” the friend said.
The Jacksons are right to be disgusted by her greed and a desire to profit from Michael’s death. Now for no reason at all let’s jump to the bottom of the article:
Joe Jackson is reportedly pushing his dead son’s children to form a new group, The Jackson 3.
But “that’s something the family would absolutely not tolerate,” the source said.
Jacko’s five remaining brothers were filming an A&E pilot for what they hoped would be a reality series about them launching a reunion tour.
While the five initially agreed to be paid a total of between $200,000 and $300,000 for the pilot, they now want to add footage of Michael’s funeral into the mix — and boost their take to “between $10 million and $20 million,” the family source said.
Aw these kids are so screwed. I would sooner leave my kid under water for 30 minutes than alone with the Jacksons.
DECEPTIVE UPDATE - or maybe all that was a lie, according to her lawyers and e! online.
Maybe she’ll use the money to fund her diet.
$4 million? That a lot of Oreos.
What a phucking shame that Michael couldn’t have put Joe into the will.
“And lastly, to my father Joseph I bequeath a spot in the passenger seat of my casket for the rest of his short-assed, miserable life.”
Always classy, all the time.
Maybe she can buy more awesome wolf t-shirts with that money
Ah, just what I was hoping for…a f’ng Michael update.
Chris Brown pummel anyone lately?
Maybe, Chaz Bono is up to some shenanigans.
Anyone else I am forgetting?
Oh right, Bruno…how is Sacha doing?
About time we saw his taint for the 80000000000000000000000000000000000000000 time right?
She is an attractive lady.
Who wants to bet the next time this cow gets laid it is bent over the frame of a Harley.
Dog The Bounty Hunter would hit it.
“Maybe she can buy more awesome wolf t-shirts with that money” dude that cracked me the fuck up
Zombie - That could be Dog the Bounty Hunter.
JCVD, we have heard about Lily Allen in some time.
Her left breast must me made of wolf bait because those three bastards on her shirt are all about that left utter. Michael had great taste in women and plastic surgeons.
“Who wants to bet the next time this cow gets laid it is bent over the frame of a Harley.”
Ohm - I’d put money that the next time that cow gets laid it’ll be by a chick named Harley wearing a strap-on.
Z, my brother met Dog and Beth at the airport here. Said he couldn’t stop starring at her massive tits. Fuck, there has to be another word for them when they’re that ridiculously huge.
RedRage - Fake, the word is fake.
Nah I think Beth’s tits are real. She’s been over 300 pounds for years, but on the new season she looks like she dropped a ton of weight. I thought Baby Lisa was cute until the camera got a close-up of her smiling.
JCVD, did she ask the doctor for a portable work bench? Hell, I’m waiting for a show where a judge pops out of her cleavage and slams his gavel down on those things. I bet if you took all the mirrors out of their house she’d never know what color pants she had on.
I’m with Z, those are real. Her spine must be made of re bar to support those mammys.
Z - I have never watched the show.
RR- flotation devices