07.09.2009 Demi Moore is not bad

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Demi Moore is 46, and this is her today in a bikini in the Bahamas. That Benjamin Button thing isn’t real is it? Because she seems to get better looking, her body gets in better shape, with every passing year. If this keeps up she’ll win Miss Teen USA in 2027.

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(166) Comments

  1. Watt(Power) 07/09/2009 14:42

    she still looks pretty good

  2. Smeg McMuffin 07/09/2009 14:45

    Mid 80’s Demi was much hotter. See Blame It On Rio or About Last Night if you don’t believe me.

  3. Tits McGee 07/09/2009 14:45

    I would fuck her, yes. Marry her? No.

  4. fukka diddle 07/09/2009 14:45

    but she has a face like a bulldog licking piss off a thistle.

  5. CB007 07/09/2009 14:46

    Watt, you traitor, who is this whore in your Avi and what have you done with Alison?

    Smeg, your Avi is very disturbing, whenever I see it, I think of mopping my floors.

  6. Watt(Power) 07/09/2009 14:47

    That whore is the lovely Eva Angelina. She does anal.

  7. CodPiece 07/09/2009 14:47

    She’s always looked homely to me … every since One Crazy Summer.

  8. DB's Treasure 07/09/2009 14:48

    I used to think Smeg’s avi was photoshopped, but after seeing numerous poon goons on IsSheFilthy and GuessHerMuff…I can see how wizard sleeves like that exist.

  9. Watt(Power) 07/09/2009 14:49

    And she is a whore. She says “I’m a dirty fucking whore!” in like all her movies

  10. Tits McGee 07/09/2009 14:50

    A hot 46 year old is like a decent 20 year old. It’s like bragging about being the gold medal winner at the special olympics.

  11. DB's Treasure 07/09/2009 14:50

    “That whore is the lovely Eva Angelina. She does anal.”, “And she is a whore. She says “I’m a dirty fucking whore!” in like all her movies”

    ::jots down Eva’s name on piece of paper::

    I love grocery shopping.

  12. grapeape 07/09/2009 14:51

    Yeah, Yeah, Demi’s hot and I have a boner! Now on to more important news, Tyler, why have you not posted pics of Emma Watson’s panty and side boob flashes yet?

  13. dirtydiane 07/09/2009 14:51

    goddamnit! where’s a hungry great white shark when you really need one?!?

  14. JimmyMcGinty 07/09/2009 14:52

    I found her weirdly hot in GI JANE. That doesn’t make me gay does it?

  15. DB's Treasure 07/09/2009 14:53

    So we’re all gonna pretend to hate Demi? For what? Seriously, for what? This old bitch looks fucking HOT!

  16. Rick (with a silent P) 07/09/2009 14:53

    “A hot 46 year old is like a decent 20 year old. It’s like bragging about being the gold medal winner at the special olympics.”

    Yes, but in the case of the 46 year old, not all of the competitors have an overwhelming need to hug you…

  17. snatch 07/09/2009 14:53

    DB, she grew up in a trailer in Roswell , NM

  18. CodPiece 07/09/2009 14:53

    Asking ‘Tyler’ for something is like asking the Wizard for a brain, douchebag

  19. snatch 07/09/2009 14:54

    I’m from NM and we’re all a little trashy. trust me on that

  20. DB's Treasure 07/09/2009 14:54

    If we’re gonna hate anyone it should be her daughter Rumor. She looks like a cross between Demi and Rocky Dennis.

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