Demi Moore is 46, and this is her today in a bikini in the Bahamas. That Benjamin Button thing isn’t real is it? Because she seems to get better looking, her body gets in better shape, with every passing year. If this keeps up she’ll win Miss Teen USA in 2027.
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I would like to check her for worms.
Pretty sure I’d find Ashton up there.
“I’m from NM and we’re all a little trashy. trust me on that”
promises, promises, snatch…you tease…
Db,
These guys suck! I’d like to see what they stick their dicks into most of the time.
And no . . . I don;t mean a tube-sock.
Snatch, do you smoke cigs during sex and throw pillows at the dog while its watching you two?
I chew Coppenhagen during sex and spit it at the dog if he watches. damn scoundrel
Rokan, I would show you what I stick my dick into but vampire sheep don’t show up on film.
she should be drowned just for wearing those stupid cum-blocker glasses. looks like she borrowed ‘em from linda richman.
Do you use the saran wrap off the plate of leftover tuna salad as a dental dam?
Db, do you use the plastic sheets on your bed as a dental damn.
DD,
Point of clarification on a prior post.
Did you say “asparagus FLAVORED piss?”
Don’t you mean “scented?”
it’s the saran wrap from my mac’n cheese and weenies, but yep. sure do
Rok, how the hell DID that snot nosed little punk end up with her anyway?
Enquiring minds want to know.
sure, rokan…whatever. clearly, i don’t know much about the subject and i think i’ll keep it that way.
He must be hung like a horse, Jimmy.
That’s all I got.
Works for me, Rok. Is how all us goofy looking guys score the primo tail.
Sure he may be hung, but he had to be smooth in order to show her that to begin with.
Speaking of “Hung”, anybody watch the pilot to that show the other night?
“sure, rokan…whatever. clearly, i don’t know much about the subject and i think i’ll keep it that way.”
DD, I think Rokan was just hoping you had some weird piss drinking fetish… Rokan, what did I tell you about that? Nice girls don’t do those types of things… bad wookie.
GIMME FUEL GIMME FIRE GIMME THAT WHICH I DESIIIIIRE!!!!
DB, Metallica outbursts are only allowed between 10 and noon on Fridays, thank you very much.
I don’t see Rokan as a watersports kinda guy. But maybe so….
Huuuhhh!