Demi Moore is 46, and this is her today in a bikini in the Bahamas. That Benjamin Button thing isn’t real is it? Because she seems to get better looking, her body gets in better shape, with every passing year. If this keeps up she’ll win Miss Teen USA in 2027.
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My friend Ron came up with the Metallica and Lars stold it.
snatch, i won’t say that your typo doesn’t amuse the shit out of me.
God I love this place, it’s like an old pair of my shit streaked undies.
I’m gone for a while and it’s the same.
Perfect.
Yeah, You could say that Jimmy knows Super B.
SSSSSEEEEEEEENNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEIIIIIIIII!!!!!
was that a typo?
What’s up DB, ya radical Mexican son of a bitch.
Yes, I have now learned that Mozilla Firefox is a different type of browser. And here I didn’t think anything but IE existed.
Yes, I know her, and yes, I know you and her did whatever. She was the one who showed me Durden, and said there were some funny mother fuckers there. She was right.
you tell me.
welcome back sensei. we’ve shown no mercy in your absence.
Db is mexican? I thought he was a dego.
Absolutely nothing. I fucked a roadkill last week, but besides that, the usual.
I’m an Irish Italian, Scum.
Db is more dingo than dego
what’s a dirty sanchez?
DD,
Thanks for the welcome back my dear. Is it too much to ask for a welcome back motorboat?
pRick,
I know you’re here somewhere, can I motorboat you too?
I’m equal opportunity.
DB,
Roadkill is at least a step up from a troll from under the bridge. Well done Sir.
in the immortal words of clark w. griswold,
“bend over and i’ll show ya!”
“what’s a dirty sanchez?”
Snatch, it’s when I unplug my penis or finger from your cornhole and wipe whatever anal residue I got on the tip across your upper lip.
“Can’t even see the lines can ya Russ”?
Snatch,
You’d be more interested in assisting with a “Rusty Trombone.”
::wafts fart into the thread::