07.09.2009 Demi Moore is not bad

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Demi Moore is 46, and this is her today in a bikini in the Bahamas. That Benjamin Button thing isn’t real is it? Because she seems to get better looking, her body gets in better shape, with every passing year. If this keeps up she’ll win Miss Teen USA in 2027.

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  1. snatch 07/09/2009 15:39

    According to Wikipedia “There are numerous health risks involved in coming into oral contact with a person’s anus.”

    I better go scrape my tongue ha ha

  2. JimmyMcGinty 07/09/2009 15:40

    No cincinnati bowties, ladies?

  3. DB's Treasure 07/09/2009 15:40

    Snatch, the “rusty trombone” is when you get on your knees and start eating a guy’s ass out while using a free hand to reach around and tug his dork at the same time.

  4. Sensei John Kreese 07/09/2009 15:40

    :Wafts fart back at DB in an effort analagous to ‘releasing countermeasures’ like they did in ‘Red October’:

  5. DB's Treasure 07/09/2009 15:41

    The “Trusty Trombone” is the same thing, only the guy ate Taco Bell 30 minutes prior.

  6. eattrn 07/09/2009 15:41

    Her body isn’t bad but certainly isn’t natural either. Her face is looking a bit tore up and was never that great.

  7. snatch 07/09/2009 15:42

    Only if it involves Johnny Fever from WKRP

  8. Tits McGee 07/09/2009 15:42

    I like to space-dock fat girls

  9. Sensei John Kreese 07/09/2009 15:43

    I think that if I bang Demi, I could last a long time. WIth that raspy voice of hers, I could easily imagine that I was fucking a high school shop teacher and be able to last a long time from that scarred thought.

  10. DB's Treasure 07/09/2009 15:43

    snatch, they have Robitussin and penicillin. You’ll eat ass, young lady, and LIKE IT!

  11. JimmyMcGinty 07/09/2009 15:45

    Who was the random band-aid news guy on that show? Les something?

  12. dirtydiane 07/09/2009 15:46

    robitussin does nothing for e. coli, deebs.

  13. Sensei John Kreese 07/09/2009 15:47

    Ah hell, we all have e. coli in our intestines as is.

    Roll the dice, you only live once.

  14. DB's Treasure 07/09/2009 15:47

    Anyone been in the middle of a porn when the chick is on her knees blowin rope and she’s got her shirt off but her skirt is still on….then all of a sudden…he takes off her skirt exposing a tranny dork and you don’t know WHAT’S going on so you look at the title and description but there’s no tranny tags ANYWHERE TO BE FUCKING SEEN!?!?!?!

  15. DB's Treasure 07/09/2009 15:48

    …yea, me neither

  16. Rokan 07/09/2009 15:49

    DD,
    I beg to differ. Robitussin cures everything.

    Jimmy, I don’t think Snatch knows what a Cincinnati bow tie is.

  17. SCUM 07/09/2009 15:50

    Les Nessman.

  18. Sensei John Kreese 07/09/2009 15:50

    No, but today on spankwire, there was a video of people dressed like Smurfs banging.

  19. snatch 07/09/2009 15:50

    I wouldn’t mind a touch of ecoli provided it’s not the not O157:H7
    it IS swimsuit season…

  20. dirtydiane 07/09/2009 15:50

    mo ‘tussin?

    i’m fucking disappoint as hell in you boys. that’s all i gotta say.

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