07.09.2009 Demi Moore is not bad

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Demi Moore is 46, and this is her today in a bikini in the Bahamas. That Benjamin Button thing isn’t real is it? Because she seems to get better looking, her body gets in better shape, with every passing year. If this keeps up she’ll win Miss Teen USA in 2027.

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(166) Comments

  1. dirtydiane 07/09/2009 16:01

    depends on my mood, DB.

  2. Rokan 07/09/2009 16:03

    Jimmy,
    I don’t think that Db is talking about guys who look like trannys. I think he means the ones with big boobs that are packing a tootsie roll underneath.

    He did say that the one he saw had its shirt off.

    Sometimes, DB, if you’re getting your dick-sucked its best not to ask too many question.
    Take the “win” and sleep it off, I say.

  3. Rick (with a silent P) 07/09/2009 16:04

    “Best regular actor in the role of a tranny?”

    As transvestite…John Lithgow…”The World According to Garp”…

  4. DB's Treasure 07/09/2009 16:05

    DD, what if it’s been a tough day at work, your mind is tired but your body is still awake so you wanna run all that energy outta ya so you can can some decent sleep. To do this you need to get drilled like a jackhammer on concrete. I imagine you’ll need to have at least 4 or 5 orgasms. What toy comes up to the plate for this AND does it have an anal/clit stimulator?

  5. Sensei John Kreese 07/09/2009 16:06

    “Best regular actor in the role of a tranny?”

    http://tiny.cc/wG8ji

  6. Rokan 07/09/2009 16:07

    DB,

    I am guessing she has something fancy like those blown glass “Juicers,” that hum like fine crystal when you rub them with a wet finger . . .

  7. Sensei John Kreese 07/09/2009 16:07

    DD,

    And…does it require a pull cord to start it, like a lawnmower?

  8. SuperB 07/09/2009 16:08

    I see I made an appearance today in spirit…

    awesome.

    Hottest tranny is that one Mack fucks from It’s always sunny…

  9. DB's Treasure 07/09/2009 16:10

    I hope DD is taking this time to type an outlined response…filled with detail

    ::looks around for a Wal*Mart bag::

  10. dirtydiane 07/09/2009 16:10

    i do have a glass one, rokan. it’s fantastic ice cold. DB, in that case…i’mma say i’d go for the trusty jackrabbit. i’m sure to get big ones out of that.

  11. Tits McGee 07/09/2009 16:10

    Great reference SuperB, It’s Always Sunny is a great fucking show

  12. DB's Treasure 07/09/2009 16:11

    DD, do you get more intense orgasms from clitoral stimulation, or G spot? Perhaps both at once?

    ::tucks Wal*Mart bag between desk and chair::

  13. dirtydiane 07/09/2009 16:12

    we’ve had this conversation moons ago. it has to be both, if not all 3.

  14. Rokan 07/09/2009 16:14

    Ice cold?

    You’re kidding! Of course that would be really sexy after I lick your honey-hole into a frenzy, then its all hot and juicy when you stick the cold glass shaft between your swollen lips . . .

    be right back.

  15. Sensei John Kreese 07/09/2009 16:16

    Ice cold as in:

    http://tiny.cc/TgDrq ?

  16. dirtydiane 07/09/2009 16:17

    easy there, wookie. you’ll raise your BP too high.

  17. SuperB 07/09/2009 16:17

    Tits, love that show

    DD can I ask something in an un-perv way unlike the boys?

    Do you have the rabbit that has the controls attached to the base or the one with the cord and then the controls?

    One of my friends has the one with the cord and says it sucks….but everyone else I have ever heard talk about them says they are the best thing since sliced bread.

  18. DB's Treasure 07/09/2009 16:17

    All…

    ::sweats heavily::

    …three???? Good Lord.

  19. DB's Treasure 07/09/2009 16:18

    new thread…

  20. dirtydiane 07/09/2009 16:20

    no prob, B.

    i have a cordless waterproof one with the buttons on it. i think it’s pretty nice. i’d call it my go-to piece.

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