Don’t be a hero

By brendon July 06, 2009 @ 12:19 PM

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Janice Dickinson showed off her old-timey rack in Malibu for the 4th, and, uh, I really hope those implants are new and not from when she was modeling. Because if they are they’re probably stuffed with asbestos and lead paint and everyone who licks her chest is gonna die of cancer.

(hq jump here. source = splash news online)

wwtdd

(108) Comments

  1. avatar
    pepper 07/06/2009 12:20

    This repor just came in
    MJ died of FODD POISONING!!!
    He ate a 9 year old wieny…..

  2. avatar
    pepper 07/06/2009 12:21

    FOOD…

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    I like pic 10

  3. avatar
    CB007 07/06/2009 12:24

    She is gross

  4. avatar
    SsnakeOil 07/06/2009 12:25

    No thank you, Mrs. Dickinson, I have to get home for dinner.

  5. avatar
    SCUM 07/06/2009 12:25

    Row 2, pic #3 is that a bug zapper.

  6. avatar
    Big Smelly Dirt Cock 07/06/2009 12:26

    Kill that thing with fire. After I defile its various orifices of course.

  7. avatar
    Jean-Claude Van Douche 07/06/2009 12:27

    Old bitch is old.

  8. avatar
    DB's Treasure 07/06/2009 12:27

    Who the hell is this?

  9. avatar
    dirtydiane 07/06/2009 12:27

    she looks like she’s wearing her skin as an accessory.

  10. avatar
    Rick (with a silent P) 07/06/2009 12:27

    Real CB, funny thing is that if you covered JD with tats, you’d have Amy Winehouse…and JD is almost 30 years older…

  11. avatar
    SCUM 07/06/2009 12:29

    God invented the light switch for broads like this.

  12. avatar
    Rick (with a silent P) 07/06/2009 12:29

    “she looks like she’s wearing her skin as an accessory.”

    but isn’t alligator still on the endangered list?

  13. avatar
    CB007 07/06/2009 12:30

    Real CB, funny thing is that if you covered JD with tats, you’d have Amy Winehouse…and JD is almost 30 years older…

    True, they both look like used up skanks though, at least JD IS actually old. She has no business being in a damn bikini though.

  14. avatar
    leftnutofjesus 07/06/2009 12:32

    CB,

    she kept that whale twat of hers covered with shorts. don’t worry.

    mexicans say it best: “she got big pussy.”

  15. avatar
    SsnakeOil 07/06/2009 12:33

    I don’t care if you use tats, London Fog or smallpox-infested blankets — just cover her up!

  16. avatar
    DB's Treasure 07/06/2009 12:36

    Soooooooo, once again I am the only male here who would give it to this old bag?

    I guess I am not surprised anymore since my job has always been to jump on the grenade for my buddies. The pussy’s wet? Serve it here.

  17. avatar
    CB007 07/06/2009 12:36

    I don’t care if you use tats, London Fog or smallpox-infested blankets — just cover her up!

    Couldn’t have said it better myself… I think its her skin in pic 1 and 7 that really gross me out.

  18. avatar
    Jean-Claude Van Douche 07/06/2009 12:36

    How did death miss her?
    I mean, he’s been on quite a streak lately.

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    Zombie 07/06/2009 12:37

    Real CB, funny thing is that if you covered JD with tats, you’d have Amy Winehouse…and JD is almost 30 years older…

    (P)rick, there is a photo of Amy Winehouse on http://www.thedeadpool.com/ before the tattoos, excessive make-up and trackmarks that makes her actually appear somewhat fuckable. By the way, she’s currently at #5 in line to die.

  20. avatar
    CB007 07/06/2009 12:37

    Haha DB, I am not surprised at all. BUT, I doubt there is anything wet about her pussy any more.

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