Janice Dickinson showed off her old-timey rack in Malibu for the 4th, and, uh, I really hope those implants are new and not from when she was modeling. Because if they are they’re probably stuffed with asbestos and lead paint and everyone who licks her chest is gonna die of cancer.
(hq jump here. source = splash news online)
Are we 4/4 for tits today?
really, deebs? i mean, the fact that when she was on the backwards part of thrusting on your cock while all of her skin was still moving towards you, sorta like the jowls on a running bulldog…that wouldn’t gross you out enough to pass this one dried-up snatch by?
God invented the light switch for broads like this.
Not to mention dark curtains to block out the sunshine as you’re shoveling her out the door the next morning.
“Soooooooo, once again I am the only male here who would give it to this old bag?”
DB, no, but I would not plan on anything long term as I am not Orthodox Shrewish as Ms. Dickinson is…
dd,
at this point, db and i would tagteam a homeless broad with a nice mouth.
meh, if she was waiting for me in bed after a night of partying I wouldn’t pass it up.
DD, the flaps of skin give Db a better grip.
Zombie - I think you are missing the point that her skin looks like sand paper.
No light switch or curtains for that. You are putting your dick into that. OH GOD THE HORROR.
OMFG…
I think I just rendered myself impotent by thinking about my dick in that old purse.
UGH…gotta go vomit…Watch some Sasha Grey porn and vomit while scrubbing myself raw.
Zombie, pre-intro to drugs, Winehouse was quite delightful…nowadays, even meth-heads look at her and go DAY-UM!!…
and one would need the dark curtains to keep Ms. Dickinson from turning into a pile of ashes when sunrise comes…
“the fact that when she was on the backwards part of thrusting on your cock while all of her skin was still moving towards you, sorta like the jowls on a running bulldog…”
a whole new perspective on “doggy” style…
I’d fuck the shit out of her….with the lights on…
Deebs would fuck a dead manatee at this point I think
Pic #10 - how Peyton Manning spends his offseason.
i don’t see what the big deal is. she’s just another cougar.
my penis needs a mother.
DB, call the chick from the wedding!!! CALL her before you end up with something like this!!!
She’s 54 friggen years old, people. At her age the average woman looks like she’s smuggling 30 pounds of eggplant in the ass of her pants and has tits that droop below her gunt. I’m gonna give her props, even though her skin is sun damaged and her tits are fake. I’d rather fuck her than any of you girls when you turn that age.
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Cougar?
She is not a cougar.
Cougar is a hot older woman not a decrepit pile of skin hanging foully from rotting bones.
Ugh, I don’t even want to think about what her vagina smells of…OH GOD…
Sasha…Sasha…Sasha…Sasha…
jean-claude,
really man? really? like db said….she’s 54.
of course, she has solar panel skin. of course, her tits are fake.
of course, none of that matters to me. i’d snorkel her bog until the goddamned skies turned green.