Janice Dickinson showed off her old-timey rack in Malibu for the 4th, and, uh, I really hope those implants are new and not from when she was modeling. Because if they are they’re probably stuffed with asbestos and lead paint and everyone who licks her chest is gonna die of cancer.
(hq jump here. source = splash news online)
“I’d rather fuck her than any of you girls when you turn that age.”
Considering what my age will be when the ‘Nistas get to be JD’s age, I’d welcome their attentions at that time, DB…
Just trying to make a point, Rick. Who knows what these gals here are gonna look like at 54 yrs of age. I’m trying to shed some light on the fact that at that age women have already been falling the fuck apart for just shy of 15 years.
I know, DB…if I didn’t rattle your chain every so often, you’d think I’d gotten soft(er)…
Ya know who is a primo cougar? Kathy Ireland. That damsel still makes my nuts boil.
I’ve got to side with Jean-Claude Van Douche on this one. That woman is fucking disgusting. Just look at her stomach…. look at it! Sure she is 54 yada yada yada, and if that’s the best piece of ass I can pull 30 years from now then so be it. But just speaking on current status, I submit I would NOT hit it.
Speaking of pigskin, I cant wait till football season.
If I had to fuck an old broad, it would be Farrah…in the ass…
/too soon?
“if that’s the best piece of ass I can pull 30 years from now then so be it.”
Zombie, sad to say, but I think that may well be the best I could pull now…
LNOJ - She is 54. No shit. Right now there is a new generation of smoking hot girls who will have less moral fiber and be easier to score than ever before being born.
There are over a billion girls I would rather fuck than this old cow. That is not an exaggeration…there are really a billion girls I would rather fuck.
I accept that we get older and everything. I know that at some point the woman I fall for will get older but she will always look a certain way in my eyes.
This mummy is totally replaceable in every way and I would not fuck her with rick(p)’s dick.
The: She looks good for 54 argument is horseshit. She looks good for a drugged out, bulimic, leather bag face having exmodel.
NYC is swarming with hotter women her age.
Sup, how about Pepper in drag?
Scum…he’s too short for me :P
Well, Jean-Claude makes a rather good point. Wouldn’t stop me from fucking this “drugged out, bulimic, leather bag face having exmodel” but his point floats.
such passionate points on why we wouldn’t bang a chick.
if her pussy doesn’t have teeth……then let my dick double-check.
“NYC is swarming with hotter women her age.”
NYC is also swarming with uglier women half her age…point being, the quality of intimate partner one views as acceptable is always relative to what one can attract and has attracted previously…
DB and LNOJ, just curious… either of you guys ever banged a perfect 10? I’m talking about perfect tan, perfect flat stomach, perfect curves, perfect face, perfect pussy, perfect sweet voice (moan), etc… the whole works. Ever? Usually a man’s standards increase greatly and stay high after boinking a dimepiece or two. Just saying.
Rick - I totally see you logic.
JD in her prime? I’d have burned down an orphanage for but damn I would regret it now.
Zombie, I’ll be honest and say no, I haven’t. I have had very good looking girlfriends and whatnot, but there was always a flaw here and there. A perfect 10, though, is kinda hard to find. No one’s perfect.
zombie,
yes. i’m proud to say i have. which is why i haven’t banged the fat chick upstairs. i can’t downgrade.
maybe a 9…..i view a “perfect 10″ as like….supermodels and shit…….
it would be a cold day in hell if janice dickinson wanted to fuck me…….so for me to say “yeah…i’d fuck her…” carries about as much validity as me saying the same thing about Megan Fox.
Except SuperB, right DB???
hardly CB….I know im not perfect by a long shot