07.06.2009 Don’t be a hero

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Janice Dickinson showed off her old-timey rack in Malibu for the 4th, and, uh, I really hope those implants are new and not from when she was modeling. Because if they are they’re probably stuffed with asbestos and lead paint and everyone who licks her chest is gonna die of cancer.

(hq jump here. source = splash news online)


(108) Comments

  1. CB007 07/06/2009 13:33

    None of us are SuperB but you look hot and you are funny so that’s good enough. Who is a perfect 10 guys? Megan Fox? Keeley? Janice (for DB and LNOJ)?

  2. leftnutofjesus 07/06/2009 13:36

    no need to get into semantics. everyone’s idea of a “perfect 10″ is going to be different.

  3. Just the Tip 07/06/2009 13:37

    This was the best the Pap had to offer for us after this weekend?

    Animated Leather?

  4. dirtydiane 07/06/2009 13:38

    i think we can all agree that this old hag is no where close to a 10, however….

  5. leftnutofjesus 07/06/2009 13:39

    she’s a 5.

  6. leftnutofjesus 07/06/2009 13:39

    6 with my dick down her throat.

  7. Just the Tip 07/06/2009 13:39

    Perfect 10?

    Standards?

    What phrases are these that you speak of here?

    HERE?!

  8. CB007 07/06/2009 13:42

    Apparently these ppl are 10’s ;)

    http://www.hotornot.com/bestof/

    The first girl is adorable. Guys don’t waste too much time, they all have clothes on.

  9. Zombie 07/06/2009 13:42

    Well I’ve mentioned her before… Ashlynn Brooke is my idea of what a perfect 10 looks like.

  10. Jean-Claude Van Douche 07/06/2009 13:42

    Most supermodels are not even a 10.

    The idea of a 10 is perfection.

    Perfection is fallacy. No one is “perfect”

    I have dated girls that are aesthetically amazing. I am dating one now. She is also brilliant. Is she a 10? No, she simply is.

  11. Just the Tip 07/06/2009 13:44

    Besides… the hottest don’t exactly fuck the bestest.

    …and that’s what’s important.

  12. SuperB 07/06/2009 13:45

    I gotta go with Lefty on that…different strokes for different folks. And some people factor other things besides looks into the equation. I have had many guys who were far from 10 material bump themselves up because of their beautiful minds.

    As one of my guy buddies always says “show me a beautiful girl, and I will show you a guy somewhere who is sick of her shit”

  13. Zombie 07/06/2009 13:47

    SuperB, I’m more or less just talking about looks… simply for fuck purposes, not IQ or personality.

  14. SuperB 07/06/2009 13:48

    I agree with you Z, shes a fucking cutie…

  15. SuperB 07/06/2009 13:51

    If I get to go on looks and body…

    http://tinyurl.com/me9m7x

    is my perfect 10

  16. DB's Treasure 07/06/2009 13:54

    Elizabeth Banks is a perfect 10 in my books cause I love her body, her smile and she has the best laugh I have ever heard. I make women laugh (cause I’m a funny fucker), so I must enjoy the laugh or else I’ll shoot her dead in sheer annoyance.

  17. Zombie 07/06/2009 14:00

    My idea of a 9 = Rachel Ray cooking me dinner

    http://lh6.ggpht.com/_iahfAGFVUy0/Sax6iPBNbhI/AAAAAAAAATQ/d53RjaI50Ro/%5BUNSET%5D.jpg

  18. CB007 07/06/2009 14:00

    Super B, I want to fuck his ARMS, how does that work? Who is that though?

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